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New Road kill
A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately, the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.

The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit.

Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead.

The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.

A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying on the side of the road and pulls over.

She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong.

"I feel terrible," he explains, "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it."

The blonde says, "Don't worry."

She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can.

She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down, and sprays the contents onto the rabbit.

The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road.

Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again, until he hops out of sight.

The man is astonished.

He runs over to the woman and demands, "What is in that can? What did you spray on that rabbit?"

The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.

It says...



















"Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair, and adds permanent wave."
-YendorMike

"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
- Benjamin Franklin, 1759 Historical Review of Pennsylvania
New "shun" :-)
Any opinions expressed by me are mine alone, posted from my home computer, on my own time as a free american and do not reflect the opinions of any person or company that I have had professional relations with in the past 50 years. meep
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Freedom is not FREE.
Yeah, but 10s of Trillions of US Dollars?
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New :-)
New Go back to your room and sit in the corner! :)
Alex

When fascism comes to America, it'll be wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross. -- Sinclair Lewis
New Boo, hiss
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Impeach Bush. Impeach Cheney. Do it now.
New bad
"Pictures are better then words because some words are big and hard to understand"
Peter Griffin (Family Guy)
New One of my most favourite bad jokes. Thanks Mike! :)
Two out of three people wonder where the other one is.
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         "shun" :-) -NT - (boxley)
         ... - (folkert)
         :-) -NT - (Another Scott)
         Go back to your room and sit in the corner! :) -NT - (a6l6e6x)
         Boo, hiss -NT - (Silverlock)
         bad -NT - (Bman)
         One of my most favourite bad jokes. Thanks Mike! :) -NT - (Meerkat)

Truthful and transparent is great, but we don’t even have a coherent strategy to obfuscate.
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