(she says with her voice dripping with sarcasm)
Havent found any crack heads, but I havent found any keepers, either. Where are all the good men hiding?!? Oh heck, I dont really care right now. I got my job back!!!!
I was talking to the boss today and he said we're going to be up the creek if both carriers have a crash on the same day. I said, "Yeah, but what are the chances of that happening?". He said "About the same as four planes being hijacked and crashing on the same day."
Oh.
What an unpleasant thought.