That's a ... something - something out of the late 1990s.
I was in Japan around 2000. School girls there had these amazing phones. They were several styles of them, the smallest were about the size of a MontBlanc pen. (Of course, I can't find a picture of them now.) They were tiny. I have no idea what the battery life was like, nor how they were actually used, but that's my idea of a mobile phone - something unobtrusive that you talk into and listen to. Not some giant honking $600 thing that tries to be a miniature 1985-ish PC.
No, they weren't Zoolander phones...
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;-)
Cheers,
Scott.