Post #245,996
2/23/06 9:49:25 PM
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This is so bizaare, it doesn't belong anywhere...
hence it goes here.
The [link|http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html|marriage contract] from that wacko who kidnapped his wife. Prepare to be shocked.
Cheers,
Ben
I have come to believe that idealism without discipline is a quick road to disaster, while discipline without idealism is pointless. -- Aaron Ward (my brother)
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Post #246,001
2/23/06 10:59:21 PM
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Complete stupidity - but which one is stupider . . .
. . he for thinking this crap was realistic in a marriage relationship or she for marrying him anyway?
But OK, this is Iowa, a state that still favors Bush. I guess they really do use potatoes for brains in Iowa.
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Post #246,003
2/23/06 11:04:20 PM
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... Ummm ... yeah ...
Was he 14 when he wrote that?
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Post #246,004
2/23/06 11:06:20 PM
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Stoned out of his mind, more likely.
What a whack-job!
nauseatedly,
Amy
"It's never too late to be who you might have been." ~ George Eliot
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Post #246,005
2/23/06 11:52:23 PM
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No, no, no.
Whack jobs are on page 3.
Regards,
-scott anderson
"Welcome to Rivendell, Mr. Anderson..."
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Post #246,018
2/24/06 7:12:25 AM
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And the footnote on page 1
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Post #246,022
2/24/06 8:00:24 AM
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Actually, that is a very well written
behavior contract. I have to give him credit for that. I'll often use behavior contracts when working with kids. Of course, mine dont including shaving and thongs...
Follow your MOUSE
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Post #246,025
2/24/06 8:33:18 AM
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Your what, the kids or the contracts?
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Post #246,043
2/24/06 10:49:02 AM
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ICLRPD (new thread)
Created as new thread #246042 titled [link|/forums/render/content/show?contentid=246042|ICLRPD]
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Steve
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Post #246,044
2/24/06 10:57:37 AM
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If you think that is reasonable...
then I'd be shocked if you couldn't scare up an indecent proposal somewhere...
Cheers,
Ben
I have come to believe that idealism without discipline is a quick road to disaster, while discipline without idealism is pointless. -- Aaron Ward (my brother)
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Post #246,049
2/24/06 12:11:02 PM
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Cute..
Seriously though, content aside,the guy has stated what behaviors he wants to see in specific and measurable terms. He has carefully outlined expectations and consequences. He's even built in a reward system. I wonder where he learned how to write a contract like this. Maybe he's had some behavioral therapy himself, or maybe he's a therapist gone bad. It's all very interesting to me.
Follow your MOUSE
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Post #246,050
2/24/06 12:15:03 PM
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"Promise me you'll never use this power for evil."
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Post #246,069
2/24/06 1:50:40 PM
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It has some other use?
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Post #246,077
2/24/06 3:04:34 PM
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Dont worry, I'm a professional.
Follow your MOUSE
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Post #246,080
2/24/06 3:28:01 PM
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EEeeeeeeeeeevil!
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Post #246,089
2/24/06 4:33:24 PM
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Oh stop being so judgemental...
Follow your MOUSE
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Post #246,090
2/24/06 4:46:49 PM
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Ni!
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Post #246,091
2/24/06 4:51:26 PM
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Related to indecent proposals
You know I've been on that eharmony website? I'm kinda in the middle of dating 3 men.
Bachelor Number One is a banking exec who lives in Toledo (about an hour away). Very nice, smart, methodical, philosphical.
Bachelor Number Two is an attorney who lives about 20 minutes from my house. He has 2 kids who are the exact same ages as my 2 kids. He's cocky, sarcastic, and a bit of a smart ass. We are getting on very well and he's emailed 3x since I've started writing this post. We're trying to set up a time to do drinks.
Bachelor Number Three is a corrections officer who works with the mentally ill prison population. He is shy, conservative, and very sweet.
So there you have it. It's feast or famine around here.
Follow your MOUSE
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Post #246,093
2/24/06 5:13:29 PM
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I'd respond, but I'd sound bitter.
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Post #246,116
2/24/06 9:48:12 PM
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Careful now...
Look at Susan's career choice.
Look at Laura's.
Back away.
Cheers,
Ben
I have come to believe that idealism without discipline is a quick road to disaster, while discipline without idealism is pointless. -- Aaron Ward (my brother)
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Post #246,152
2/25/06 11:38:19 AM
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You don't need to worry about THAT.
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Post #246,095
2/24/06 5:17:31 PM
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Just remember - different colored toothbrushes . . .
. . and try to remember which is which.
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Post #246,105
2/24/06 7:39:39 PM
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Why?
One color for her.
One other color for everyone else. That way no chance of mistakes by having the wrong color out.
Hopefully each is named Andrew so when she's ....
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail ... but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"
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Post #246,106
2/24/06 7:47:35 PM
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Right idea, wrong details
1) Toothbrushes are cheap. Buy a dozen of the same color.
2) Always call out your own name. Better to be conceited than mess that one up.
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Post #246,118
2/24/06 10:03:32 PM
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Call out my own name?
I'm tired of doing that.
(yes, I really just said that ;-P)
Anyway there wont be any toothbrushes here. I'm a mother, for crying out loud. I cant expose my kids to debauchery.
\t
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Post #246,112
2/24/06 8:51:33 PM
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I considered that 'back in the day', but thought it . . .
. . a cheap trick and very disrespectful. Nobody likes to think a rival is using their toothbrush so I don't feel I should be thinking it for them.
And just for nostalgia, I now have a bag of toothbrushes with names scratched in the side of the handles (but not until they were retired).
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Post #246,120
2/24/06 10:08:32 PM
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Veerrry funny.
What did Andrew say about the chances of he and I getting together? Something about asteroids?
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Post #246,104
2/24/06 7:13:21 PM
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You're closer to me than I thought
Toledo is only about two hours from here.
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Post #246,119
2/24/06 10:04:37 PM
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Then we must get together some time.
Follow your MOUSE
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Post #246,135
2/25/06 7:56:56 AM
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Was thinking how easy it'll be to hook up for BeepBash
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Post #246,159
2/25/06 1:46:28 PM
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Yep.
Follow your MOUSE
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Post #246,108
2/24/06 8:23:52 PM
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And you clearly like Bachelor #2 the best
Old multiple choice trick. The longest answer is usually the right one. :-)
Cheers,
Ben
I have come to believe that idealism without discipline is a quick road to disaster, while discipline without idealism is pointless. -- Aaron Ward (my brother)
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Post #246,114
2/24/06 9:28:05 PM
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Wow, can you teach me that?
The one that she says they "are getting on very well" and are "trying to set up a time to do drinks," and you pick this as the one she likes the best. You really are a master of behavioral psychology. How do you do it?
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Post #246,117
2/24/06 9:48:23 PM
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I would but...
if you really don't get it, I have no idea where to start.
Cheers,
Ben
I have come to believe that idealism without discipline is a quick road to disaster, while discipline without idealism is pointless. -- Aaron Ward (my brother)
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Post #246,121
2/24/06 10:17:43 PM
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Yeah, I do.
We gabbed away all afternoon today. It's been a long time since I've felt all fluttery. Plus, he's NOT an engineer. But ya never know. He could be a big old ass in disguise. I guess time will tell.
Follow your MOUSE
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Post #246,124
2/24/06 11:29:44 PM
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Luck! :-)
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Post #246,129
2/25/06 2:04:57 AM
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cocky, sarcastic and a bit of a smart ass...
what was that saying about opposites attracting??
Have fun,
Carl Forde
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Post #246,151
2/25/06 11:11:20 AM
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Must be wrong
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Post #246,047
2/24/06 11:33:49 AM
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The jerk!
Why, he stole my work, and he didn't even give CREDIT for it.
Bastard.
When somebody asks you to trade your freedoms for security, it isn't your security they're talking about.
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