Orgasmic eggs

Have you ever had one of those moments when
you are eating something you just whipped up?

When you say, out loud:
Damn, this is effing good!

Scrambled eggs that is a whole lot more.

Butter in pan.
Chopped fresh garlic.
Fry LOW heat until golden. Watch your heat,
garlic burns fast.
Toss in chopped onion slice.
Fry until lose its firmness, but not brown / soft.
Toss in a bunch of spinach, cover, simmer until
spinach loses firmness.
Stir fry a bit, add light pepper and Emerils.
Is done when spinach is fully soft.

Take out of pan, put in a medium plate, place in
fridge to cool. Plate should be small enough to fit
in your toaster oven.

Take a couple of ounces of nova lox. Shred.

Mix 3 eggs, a splash of milk, and lox bits.

Takes cooled onion/spinach mix. Use 2 knives
to slice back and forth as fine as possible.

Mix in to eggs.

You know you have the quantities right if it seems
you are no longer working with eggs. I guess about
50/50.

Slice some very light chedder cheese. Enough to cover
the medium plate.

Turn toaster oven broiler on.

Melt some butter in pan.

Glob in egg mixture.

Fry. Lots of spatula activity. Do not overcook any
area.

When ALMOST done (your choice on what that means), take
eggs out and put on medium plate.

Cover with previous sliced cheese.

Pop into toaster oven to melt cheese and finish eggs.

Keep a close watch, should not take longer than a minute.

Take out - let cool for a minute. Watch you don't burn
yourself on the edge of the plate.

Eat a bite.

Have an orgasm.

Realize that the cooked spinach provides the creamiest
scrambled eggs you've ever had in your life.

Be very sad when you've eaten the last bite.

Go back to the pan an scrape out the last bits.

Now go exercise. That meal was about 1000 calories,
lots of fat and cholesterol. But lots of protein
as well.

Note: I'm down to 170 - without trying. And
I've gone into muscle builder mode. 6 pack abs,
here I come!

Post #241,176 by broomberg 1/12/06 2:28:51 PM Reply	Orgasmic eggs Have you ever had one of those moments when you are eating something you just whipped up? When you say, out loud: Damn, this is effing good! Scrambled eggs that is a whole lot more. Butter in pan. Chopped fresh garlic. Fry LOW heat until golden. Watch your heat, garlic burns fast. Toss in chopped onion slice. Fry until lose its firmness, but not brown / soft. Toss in a bunch of spinach, cover, simmer until spinach loses firmness. Stir fry a bit, add light pepper and Emerils. Is done when spinach is fully soft. Take out of pan, put in a medium plate, place in fridge to cool. Plate should be small enough to fit in your toaster oven. Take a couple of ounces of nova lox. Shred. Mix 3 eggs, a splash of milk, and lox bits. Takes cooled onion/spinach mix. Use 2 knives to slice back and forth as fine as possible. Mix in to eggs. You know you have the quantities right if it seems you are no longer working with eggs. I guess about 50/50. Slice some very light chedder cheese. Enough to cover the medium plate. Turn toaster oven broiler on. Melt some butter in pan. Glob in egg mixture. Fry. Lots of spatula activity. Do not overcook any area. When ALMOST done (your choice on what that means), take eggs out and put on medium plate. Cover with previous sliced cheese. Pop into toaster oven to melt cheese and finish eggs. Keep a close watch, should not take longer than a minute. Take out - let cool for a minute. Watch you don't burn yourself on the edge of the plate. Eat a bite. Have an orgasm. Realize that the cooked spinach provides the creamiest scrambled eggs you've ever had in your life. Be very sad when you've eaten the last bite. Go back to the pan an scrape out the last bits. Now go exercise. That meal was about 1000 calories, lots of fat and cholesterol. But lots of protein as well. Note: I'm down to 170 - without trying. And I've gone into muscle builder mode. 6 pack abs, here I come!
Post #241,179 by admin 1/12/06 2:31:45 PM Reply	Try the same with shallots. I made something similar to that a few weeks ago (although not quite as involved). My wife and son, who HATE the smell of cooking eggs, actually came over to see what I was making because it smelled so good. Regards, -scott anderson "Welcome to Rivendell, Mr. Anderson..."
Post #241,183 by broomberg 1/12/06 2:38:15 PM Reply	Yup, love shallots Seem to be halfway between onion and garlic, a bit more to the onion side. When I broil steaks, I cut up shallots into spears and shove them into the steak all over the place.
Post #241,208 by bionerd 1/12/06 6:02:59 PM Reply	That's way too much work for an orgasm Follow your MOUSE
Post #241,209 by tuberculosis 1/12/06 6:03:40 PM Reply	I personally prefer not to have eggs of any kind involved "Whenever you find you are on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect" --Mark Twain "The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." --Albert Einstein "This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mental losses." --George W. Bush
Post #241,211 by admin 1/12/06 6:19:08 PM Reply	You're just too unimaginative... Regards, -scott anderson "Welcome to Rivendell, Mr. Anderson..."
Post #241,214 by bionerd 1/12/06 6:27:37 PM Reply	You and me both Now whipped cream and altoids-- that's a whole 'nother story. Follow your MOUSE
Post #241,225 by drewk 1/12/06 8:39:45 PM Reply	B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-whaaaaaat? No, never mind. === Purveyor of Doc Hope's [link\|http://DocHope.com\|fresh-baked dog biscuits and pet treats]. [link\|http://DocHope.com\|http://DocHope.com]
Post #241,232 by boxley 1/12/06 10:00:40 PM Reply	you like sailors? Any opinions expressed by me are mine alone, posted from my home computer, on my own time as a free american and do not reflect the opinions of any person or company that I have had professional relations with in the past 50 years. meep
Post #241,244 by bionerd 1/13/06 7:16:10 AM Reply	Ummm ...Can take 'em or leave'em. Follow your MOUSE
Post #241,245 by boxley 1/13/06 8:11:13 AM Reply	whoops! misread altoids, saw alkaloids Any opinions expressed by me are mine alone, posted from my home computer, on my own time as a free american and do not reflect the opinions of any person or company that I have had professional relations with in the past 50 years. meep
Post #241,248 by Andrew Grygus 1/13/06 10:32:59 AM Reply	Not surprising, not surprising at all, that. [link\|http://www.aaxnet.com\|AAx]
Post #241,262 by bionerd 1/13/06 2:46:07 PM Reply	What do alkaloids have to do with sailors? Or am I just being dense? If you'd rather not embarrass me in front of the whole group, email me. I dont get it ;-/ Follow your MOUSE
Post #241,263 by boxley 1/13/06 2:48:49 PM Reply	sailors seamen Any opinions expressed by me are mine alone, posted from my home computer, on my own time as a free american and do not reflect the opinions of any person or company that I have had professional relations with in the past 50 years. meep
Post #241,265 by bionerd 1/13/06 3:18:27 PM Reply	That part I got. Follow your MOUSE
Post #241,264 by boxley 1/13/06 2:49:41 PM Reply	alkaloids bitter salty Any opinions expressed by me are mine alone, posted from my home computer, on my own time as a free american and do not reflect the opinions of any person or company that I have had professional relations with in the past 50 years. meep
Post #241,266 by bionerd 1/13/06 3:20:20 PM Reply	That part I didnt. But I'm oh so happy you illuminated me. Follow your MOUSE
Post #241,271 by tonytib 1/13/06 4:08:35 PM Reply	Box should talk cockney rhyming slang it'd natural for him [link\|http://www.aldertons.com/\|Here's one dictionary] Tony
Post #241,212 by broomberg 1/12/06 6:21:45 PM Reply	Nah About 5 minutes of effort. I had a very sleazy comment to follow up on yours, but I thought better of it.
Post #241,213 by bionerd 1/12/06 6:26:07 PM Reply	You? Sleazy? I'm shocked. Follow your MOUSE
Post #241,215 by ben_tilly 1/12/06 6:29:17 PM 1/12/06 6:29:37 PM Reply	Typical woman You let the man to do all the work. Then you complain that he didn't satisfy you. Cheers, Ben I have come to believe that idealism without discipline is a quick road to disaster, while discipline without idealism is pointless. -- Aaron Ward (my brother) Edited by ben_tilly Jan. 12, 2006, 06:29:37 PM EST Expand All History
Post #241,216 by broomberg 1/12/06 6:38:15 PM Reply	So tell me Ben... Speaking from bitter experience?
Post #241,217 by bepatient 1/12/06 6:45:46 PM Reply	After witnessing childbirth I will gladly do all of >that< work and deal with the complaints. (should they ever happen ;-) The alternative is...painful looking If you push something hard enough, it will fall over. _{Fudd's First Law of Opposition} [link\|mailto:bepatient@aol.com\|BePatient]
Post #241,221 by ben_tilly 1/12/06 7:11:31 PM Reply	Point. I have come to believe that idealism without discipline is a quick road to disaster, while discipline without idealism is pointless. -- Aaron Ward (my brother)
Post #241,222 by bionerd 1/12/06 7:24:10 PM Reply	You are a good man. Follow your MOUSE
Post #241,226 by drewk 1/12/06 8:41:03 PM Reply	Nah, you're not obsessive at all === Purveyor of Doc Hope's [link\|http://DocHope.com\|fresh-baked dog biscuits and pet treats]. [link\|http://DocHope.com\|http://DocHope.com]
Post #241,240 by broomberg 1/13/06 12:03:37 AM Reply	About what?
Post #241,249 by drewk 1/13/06 10:34:38 AM Reply	Diet and exercise, for now You strike me as the type of person who would play one video game exclusively, until you beat it, then you'd move on to another one and never play the first again. Am I close? === Purveyor of Doc Hope's [link\|http://DocHope.com\|fresh-baked dog biscuits and pet treats]. [link\|http://DocHope.com\|http://DocHope.com]
Post #241,259 by broomberg 1/13/06 1:28:32 PM Reply	Possibly I definitely am an all or nothing kind of guy. I stopped playing video games about 10 years ago when my hands started to hurt, though, so we'll have to come up with another example.
Post #241,274 by drewk 1/13/06 4:35:13 PM Reply	Chyeah You played until you couldn't, because your hands hurt. And you think that's not evidence of obsessive behavior. Riiiiiight. === Purveyor of Doc Hope's [link\|http://DocHope.com\|fresh-baked dog biscuits and pet treats]. [link\|http://DocHope.com\|http://DocHope.com]
Post #241,281 by Meerkat 1/13/06 6:16:13 PM 1/13/06 6:17:17 PM Reply	ignore Missed the 'in new forum' checkbox..! Two out of three people wonder where the other one is. Edited by Meerkat Jan. 13, 2006, 06:17:17 PM EST Expand All History
Post #241,284 by Meerkat 1/13/06 6:16:46 PM Reply	ICLRPD (new thread) Created as new thread #241283 titled [link\|/forums/render/content/show?contentid=241283\|ICLRPD] Two out of three people wonder where the other one is.

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