here's a great idea...
cruise the interesting discussion forums, but don't contribute at all. Someone might respond to you, and quelle horrrrorrr, that someone might be a man. <cue cheesy music> Yeah, that's what we should do, have segregated internets: men's side and women's side. You know, like bath towels. Keep them separate, you wouldn't want them to communicate anything...
Have fun,
Carl Forde