Post #241,015
1/11/06 3:18:27 PM
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I'm on the phone with her now
She is yelling at me for meeting men on the internet. "Who is this guy? Is he married? He has your EMAIL address? Are you CRAZY?? Do you KNOW any of these people? YOU NEED TO MOVE OUT HERE NOW!"
More later... she's still going strong. :-)
Follow your MOUSE
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Post #241,016
1/11/06 3:20:09 PM
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**chuckle**
Tell her to... Follow your MOUSE jb4
shrub●bish (Am., from shrub + rubbish, after the derisive name for America's 43 president; 2003) n. 1. a form of nonsensical political doubletalk wherein the speaker attempts to defend the indefensible by lying, obfuscation, or otherwise misstating the facts; GIBBERISH. 2. any of a collection of utterances from America's putative 43rd president. cf. BULLSHIT
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Post #241,017
1/11/06 3:20:10 PM
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:-)
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Post #241,021
1/11/06 3:35:33 PM
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Tell her to relax - after all, the worst of us are...
...whole continents and oceans away.
:-)
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(I live in Finland, and my e-mail in-box is at the Saunalahti company.)
Yes Mr. Garrison, genetic engineering lets us correct God's horrible, horrible mistakes, like German people. - [link|http://maxpages.com/southpark2k/Episode_105|Mr. Hat]
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Post #241,057
1/11/06 7:38:21 PM
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If she knew this group was international
she'd be driving to Michigan to drag me to Minnesota herself. She and I are great friends, but I was always the trouble maker of the bunch. I think after 25 years she still sees me that way. I'd be the one jumping on the back of a Harley and taking off with a guy I just met or the one dancing on the tables at the bar. Even though I'm all grown up, she's still looking out for me. She's a good friend.
Follow your MOUSE
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Post #241,105
1/12/06 5:56:38 AM
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I'll second that :)
Two out of three people wonder where the other one is.
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Post #241,024
1/11/06 3:37:32 PM
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Whoopie-freakin-doo
Tell her, "So what, he knows my email address? He knows where you work!"
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Post #241,029
1/11/06 3:44:22 PM
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ICLRPD (new thread)
Created as new thread #241028 titled [link|/forums/render/content/show?contentid=241028|ICLRPD]
Imric's Tips for Living
- Paranoia Is a Survival Trait
- Pessimists are never disappointed - but sometimes, if they are very lucky, they can be pleasantly surprised...
- Even though everyone is out to get you, it doesn't matter unless you let them win.
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Nothing is as simple as it seems in the beginning,
As hopeless as it seems in the middle,
Or as finished as it seems in the end.
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Post #241,036
1/11/06 4:25:02 PM
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Ooo, that's a good one!
I calmed her down. I told Joe that if he mentioned to her that I met him on "the internet" she was gonna freak out. She doesnt quite get it. I get the feeling she hung up the phone shaking her head and praying for my lost soul.
Follow your MOUSE
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Post #241,040
1/11/06 5:20:37 PM
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It's those who don't go online that think it's so special
There are people I know only online who I probably know more about than some people in my own neighborhood. That doesn't mean I'd trust any of you to watch my kids.
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Post #241,042
1/11/06 6:19:06 PM
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ICLRPD
hat doesn't mean I'd trust any of you to watch my kids. Obvious, but still quality. jb4
shrub●bish (Am., from shrub + rubbish, after the derisive name for America's 43 president; 2003) n. 1. a form of nonsensical political doubletalk wherein the speaker attempts to defend the indefensible by lying, obfuscation, or otherwise misstating the facts; GIBBERISH. 2. any of a collection of utterances from America's putative 43rd president. cf. BULLSHIT
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Post #241,044
1/11/06 6:19:44 PM
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ICLRPD (new thread)
Created as new thread #241043 titled [link|/forums/render/content/show?contentid=241043|ICLRPD]
jb4
shrub●bish (Am., from shrub + rubbish, after the derisive name for America's 43 president; 2003) n. 1. a form of nonsensical political doubletalk wherein the speaker attempts to defend the indefensible by lying, obfuscation, or otherwise misstating the facts; GIBBERISH. 2. any of a collection of utterances from America's putative 43rd president. cf. BULLSHIT
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Post #241,063
1/11/06 8:47:56 PM
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Oh c'mon. I wouldn't sell all of 'em.
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No new taxes.
--George H. W. Bush
We don't torture.
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Post #241,081
1/11/06 10:38:42 PM
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We met a woman like that at beep's party
Hence the "child molesters" jokes.
Cheers,
Ben
I have come to believe that idealism without discipline is a quick road to disaster, while discipline without idealism is pointless. -- Aaron Ward (my brother)
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Post #241,088
1/11/06 10:53:11 PM
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yabbut I didnt see her this year :-(
Any opinions expressed by me are mine alone, posted from my home computer, on my own time as a free american and do not reflect the opinions of any person or company that I have had professional relations with in the past 50 years. meep
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Post #241,091
1/11/06 11:09:42 PM
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(Often.. the molested do___umm.. disappear.)
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Post #241,103
1/12/06 12:44:19 AM
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here's a great idea...
cruise the interesting discussion forums, but don't contribute at all. Someone might respond to you, and quelle horrrrorrr, that someone might be a man. <cue cheesy music> Yeah, that's what we should do, have segregated internets: men's side and women's side. You know, like bath towels. Keep them separate, you wouldn't want them to communicate anything...
Have fun,
Carl Forde
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Post #241,107
1/12/06 8:34:38 AM
1/12/06 8:36:04 AM
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Always willing to stir the pot
Least you got a phone call out of it. :-)
So, did you want me to mention Meerkat, Static, Peter, and CRC to her? Or should I calm her fears and just mention Owl?
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail ... but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"
Edited by jbrabeck
Jan. 12, 2006, 08:36:04 AM EST
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Post #241,120
1/12/06 10:01:08 AM
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And don't forget those of us . . .
. . in California - we've got "alternate lifestyles" here and dens of sin and iniquity to suit any taste or budget.
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Post #241,130
1/12/06 10:40:33 AM
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I forgot to add
I DID invite her to come and visit us...
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail ... but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"
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Post #241,137
1/12/06 11:11:16 AM
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Ob sentient LRPD...
You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before? -----------------------------------------
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
-James Thurber
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Post #241,146
1/12/06 11:45:33 AM
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I just don't see the horror in that.
I have come to believe that idealism without discipline is a quick road to disaster, while discipline without idealism is pointless. -- Aaron Ward (my brother)
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Post #241,148
1/12/06 11:51:13 AM
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And now you see that Evil will always win, because Good ...
... is stupid.
Damn subject line length limit.[/grumble]
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Post #241,157
1/12/06 12:25:34 PM
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You invited whom?
Do you mean you invited Yo to visit you, or you that you told Yo you invited me to come visit? Because she already told me she'd be really pissed if I came out to visit you- especially since I've never been to MN to see her.
I havent seen her since she's been out in Eagan. Does she still have all that hair?
Follow your MOUSE
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Post #241,169
1/12/06 2:20:22 PM
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You were even offered transportation
Tell her she she wants to come pick you up you'll visit.
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Post #241,177
1/12/06 2:29:09 PM
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Invited Yo to visit IWETHEY
And since I don't know about hair from B4, can't compare. Does have a lot of hair though.
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail ... but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"
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Post #241,190
1/12/06 3:32:32 PM
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Ahhh.. I dont think she will
She thinks its creepy.
Follow your MOUSE
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Post #241,191
1/12/06 3:36:19 PM
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I think its creepy too
but thats because they're all sleeping in my basement/living room/side yard/kitchen table :-)
If you push something hard enough, it will fall over. Fudd's First Law of Opposition
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Post #241,198
1/12/06 4:19:52 PM
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Only a couple of days a year
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Post #241,158
1/12/06 12:27:19 PM
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OH YES!
Mention them all and make sure to tell her I'm sleeping with all of you!
Follow your MOUSE
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Post #241,181
1/12/06 2:37:11 PM
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You brazen, globetrotting hussey, you!
jb4
shrub●bish (Am., from shrub + rubbish, after the derisive name for America's 43 president; 2003) n. 1. a form of nonsensical political doubletalk wherein the speaker attempts to defend the indefensible by lying, obfuscation, or otherwise misstating the facts; GIBBERISH. 2. any of a collection of utterances from America's putative 43rd president. cf. BULLSHIT
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Post #241,182
1/12/06 2:37:11 PM
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Then I'm free to create your visit to BeepBash?
and assorted sordid details about attendees and events?
Or should I say the assorted cast of motley characters have made the trek to your boudoir?
She already knows that I've never met you.
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail ... but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"
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Post #241,192
1/12/06 3:40:39 PM
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Have them parading through my bedroom
She knows I expect my men to come to me. I like the home court advantage. ;-)
Follow your MOUSE
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Post #241,196
1/12/06 4:13:59 PM
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I prefer away games
That way you leave when you want to.
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Post #241,238
1/12/06 11:19:30 PM
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Promises, promises! :)
Alex
The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. -- Bertrand Russell
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