'06 MS Certified CDs.
(for Windows WGU\ufffd)

Mail/phone in your request; M$ mails you a CD of whatever.
No icky patches needed, ever again.
Display contents with your first taste of 100% Windows Security!
Certified MSWGU Consultants are standing by to take your CC number.


FLASH:

Windows *WGU introduced as, the new Bet-The-Company venture.
Longthorn/Vista shelved.
Nigerian security consultants will replace the embattled local employees.
Redmond announces 90% employee layoffs throughout 2006.









* Windows We Give Up\ufffd