Post #240,219
1/3/06 12:21:25 PM
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Huge virus threat rocks Microsoft
"The potential [security threat] is huge," Mikko Hypponen, chief research officer at F-Secure, an antivirus company, told the Times. "It's probably bigger than for any other vulnerability we've seen.
"Any version of Windows is vulnerable right now," said Mr. Hypponen, including every Windows system shipped since 1990. [link|http://z.iwethey.org/forums/render/content/show?contentid=240218|Link to my original post] A good friend will come and bail you out of jail ... but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"
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Post #240,288
1/4/06 8:37:02 AM
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Yeah, it's called 'Windows' :-)
Two out of three people wonder where the other one is.
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Post #240,337
1/4/06 2:00:13 PM
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Windows never met a file it didn't like.
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Chris Altmann
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Post #240,338
1/4/06 2:03:08 PM
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Another link on WMF vulneribility
From [link|http://www.securityfocus.com/brief/93?ref=rss|SecurityFocus].
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Post #240,344
1/4/06 2:21:34 PM
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And the word from Microsoft
Until the patch is released, Microsoft said computer users should be careful not to visit unfamiliar Web sites. ummmm, aren't most sites returned in ANY search going to be "unfamiliar"? A good friend will come and bail you out of jail ... but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"
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Post #240,348
1/4/06 2:40:50 PM
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Only visit Microsoft Certified web sites?
Don't trust any of 'em Linooks webby sites.
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Post #240,350
1/4/06 2:51:20 PM
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MS Certified Sites would really be unfamiliar!
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail ... but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"
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Post #240,407
1/5/06 12:16:52 AM
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I Know!
'06 MS Certified CDs.
(for Windows WGU\ufffd)
Mail/phone in your request; M$ mails you a CD of whatever.
No icky patches needed, ever again.
Display contents with your first taste of 100% Windows Security!
Certified MSWGU Consultants are standing by to take your CC number.
FLASH:
Windows *WGU introduced as, the new Bet-The-Company venture.
Longthorn/Vista shelved.
Nigerian security consultants will replace the embattled local employees.
Redmond announces 90% employee layoffs throughout 2006.
* Windows We Give Up\ufffd
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Post #240,424
1/5/06 1:30:53 AM
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it's not a vulnerability. it's a feature.
BAD code: Broken As Designed.
Have fun,
Carl Forde
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