Post #240,287
1/4/06 8:31:55 AM
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Stop the bad coffee puns this Instant.
Two out of three people wonder where the other one is.
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Post #240,293
1/4/06 9:09:40 AM
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What, you don't like people stirring up trouble?
"It's never too late to be who you might have been." ~ George Eliot
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Post #240,300
1/4/06 9:51:28 AM
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Sanka. Sanka very much!
Elvis has left the building.
If you push something hard enough, it will fall over. Fudd's First Law of Opposition
[link|mailto:bepatient@aol.com|BePatient]
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Post #240,303
1/4/06 10:21:26 AM
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Drip, percolate this: Coffee-holics Anonymous can help.
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Post #240,306
1/4/06 10:38:50 AM
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Le charactre de cette babillon semble cors\ufffd a moi
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Post #240,307
1/4/06 10:38:51 AM
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I smell trouble brewing if this continues...
jb4
shrub●bish (Am., from shrub + rubbish, after the derisive name for America's 43 president; 2003) n. 1. a form of nonsensical political doubletalk wherein the speaker attempts to defend the indefensible by lying, obfuscation, or otherwise misstating the facts; GIBBERISH. 2. any of a collection of utterances from America's putative 43rd president. cf. BULLSHIT
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Post #240,309
1/4/06 10:46:56 AM
1/4/06 12:03:05 PM
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...
I've been trying since yesterday to fit "cappuccino" in here, but there's just too damn many syllables.
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Edited by drewk
Jan. 4, 2006, 12:03:05 PM EST
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Post #240,310
1/4/06 10:59:26 AM
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I've got a hat made of that!
Imric's Tips for Living
- Paranoia Is a Survival Trait
- Pessimists are never disappointed - but sometimes, if they are very lucky, they can be pleasantly surprised...
- Even though everyone is out to get you, it doesn't matter unless you let them win.
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Nothing is as simple as it seems in the beginning,
As hopeless as it seems in the middle,
Or as finished as it seems in the end.
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Post #240,311
1/4/06 10:59:29 AM
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If the cappuccino doesn't fit, you must acquit.
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Post #240,312
1/4/06 11:00:04 AM
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While normally stuff like this suits me to a tea...
I have to say, this horrendous pun really caps a keen-o thread.
Regards,
-scott anderson
"Welcome to Rivendell, Mr. Anderson..."
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Post #240,313
1/4/06 11:11:16 AM
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It's clear that this group is Chock Full o' Nuts!
jb4
shrub●bish (Am., from shrub + rubbish, after the derisive name for America's 43 president; 2003) n. 1. a form of nonsensical political doubletalk wherein the speaker attempts to defend the indefensible by lying, obfuscation, or otherwise misstating the facts; GIBBERISH. 2. any of a collection of utterances from America's putative 43rd president. cf. BULLSHIT
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Post #240,324
1/4/06 12:09:25 PM
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Great minds in synchronicity
"Whenever you find you are on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect" --Mark Twain
"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." --Albert Einstein
"This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mental losses." --George W. Bush
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Post #240,327
1/4/06 12:15:11 PM
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Indeed...
...but I dare say that there are a number of us who don't know what Chock Full o' Nuts is. (I chalk (or chock) it up to our mutually shared environment...)
jb4
shrub●bish (Am., from shrub + rubbish, after the derisive name for America's 43 president; 2003) n. 1. a form of nonsensical political doubletalk wherein the speaker attempts to defend the indefensible by lying, obfuscation, or otherwise misstating the facts; GIBBERISH. 2. any of a collection of utterances from America's putative 43rd president. cf. BULLSHIT
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Post #240,342
1/4/06 2:12:43 PM
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Mines Minds
"Whenever you find you are on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect" --Mark Twain
"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." --Albert Einstein
"This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mental losses." --George W. Bush
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Post #240,314
1/4/06 11:13:22 AM
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This thread is apparently Chock Full 'o Nuts
"Whenever you find you are on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect" --Mark Twain
"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." --Albert Einstein
"This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mental losses." --George W. Bush
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Post #240,316
1/4/06 11:28:47 AM
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Damn, spilled coffee on my pants.
Oh well, I needed some new ones anyways. Time to go to the store to buy a coupla chinos.
Regards,
-scott anderson
"Welcome to Rivendell, Mr. Anderson..."
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Post #240,320
1/4/06 12:05:04 PM
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Round pegs will be gleefully pounded into square holes ...
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Post #240,326
1/4/06 12:14:22 PM
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Well, my first off-topic thought was:
"I wonder how many coffee drinkers per capita China has", but I really didn't think that was germane to the discussion.
/me listens as the torches and pitchforks are gleefully readied for my tar and feathering...
Regards,
-scott anderson
"Welcome to Rivendell, Mr. Anderson..."
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Post #240,357
1/4/06 3:06:40 PM
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And the LRPD sez:"He has a tea cozy on his head!"
"It's never too late to be who you might have been." ~ George Eliot
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Post #240,403
1/4/06 11:48:18 PM
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Perhaps if we built this large wooden booger..
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Post #240,409
1/5/06 12:31:55 AM
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Of course, it'd be even better with a French maid outfit,too
Had trouble deciding which thread this lrpd belonged to what with the sex ed one over there.
"Whenever you find you are on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect" --Mark Twain
"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." --Albert Einstein
"This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mental losses." --George W. Bush
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Post #240,456
1/5/06 10:06:37 AM
1/5/06 10:08:46 AM
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Decisions, decisions :-D
Oh, why not! I'll post the LRPD here too.
"Incidentally, my Liege, this is how we know the world to be banana-shaped."
"It's never too late to be who you might have been." ~ George Eliot
Edited by imqwerky
Jan. 5, 2006, 10:08:46 AM EST
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Post #240,457
1/5/06 10:12:56 AM
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This is unreasonably fascinating.
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Post #240,463
1/5/06 10:36:29 AM
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ICLRPD (new thread)
Created as new thread #240462 titled [link|/forums/render/content/show?contentid=240462|ICLRPD]
Imric's Tips for Living
- Paranoia Is a Survival Trait
- Pessimists are never disappointed - but sometimes, if they are very lucky, they can be pleasantly surprised...
- Even though everyone is out to get you, it doesn't matter unless you let them win.
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Nothing is as simple as it seems in the beginning,
As hopeless as it seems in the middle,
Or as finished as it seems in the end.
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