I'm not being facetious, either; there seems to be a number of respondents to this thread who I'd ask the same question to, in all seriousness.
The whole point of the story linked was that mosques and private residences have been tested, in some cases agents venturing onto private property to do so. (I leave it to your vivid imagination to speculate on the religious/ethnic characteristics of the residents of those private properties. I'd bet a pint or three on "Muslim/Arab", though)
That's what's boiling my piss.
"We'd better go test us some radimification levels at dem sand nigger places, Jeb" <-- GWB (note: the aforementioned quote is a dramatic reconstruction, and may or may not reflect what GWB actually said (I'm reasonably confident that the retard didn't think anything))