Post #239,339
12/24/05 3:55:32 PM
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Web Designers! Give up now.
[link|http://www.peteholly.com/|http://www.peteholly.com/]
Grammy-award-winner, allegedly.
Peter
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Post #239,341
12/24/05 4:20:56 PM
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See, this is the kind of thing that makes me ask myself ...
Do these people even look at the page? Do they tell themselves, "Yeah, that looks good"? I mean, damn, you have to try really hard to make it look like that.
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Post #239,345
12/24/05 5:53:43 PM
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Naw, that's easy.
1) If color == white change color.
2) If color == used already change color.
3) Change color anyways. Brighter == gooder.
4) Font size++
5) Font size++
6) REALLY FANTABULOUS STUFFZ0RZ so font size++++
7) Divider lines make things more readable
8) Goto 1, after font size++
Regards,
-scott anderson
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Post #239,342
12/24/05 4:55:12 PM
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Surprising. I would have guessed FrontPage.
[meta name="GENERATOR" content="Mozilla/4.04 [en] (Win95; I) [Netscape]"]
Well maybe not. Probably would have had Spinning Skulls or something...
Cheers,
Scott.
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Post #239,350
12/24/05 10:59:54 PM
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I'll bet it looks fabulous on Lynx.
"Whenever you find you are on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect" --Mark Twain
"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." --Albert Einstein
"This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mental losses." --George W. Bush
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Post #239,369
12/25/05 1:37:16 AM
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I could do better than that
if I were colorblind and dyslexic!
Puhleeze!
Amy
"It's never too late to be who you might have been." ~ George Eliot
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Post #239,379
12/25/05 4:35:32 AM
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DO I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION YET???
I have come to believe that idealism without discipline is a quick road to disaster, while discipline without idealism is pointless. -- Aaron Ward (my brother)
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Post #239,449
12/26/05 12:18:55 PM
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NO! [click]
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Post #239,469
12/26/05 8:30:45 PM
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Simple: it's a print-out of Tornado Notes\ufffd
apparently unsorted, randomly + font roulette.
-that bitchin, handy, Instant pop-up filer for DOS, which morphed into Info Select for Doze 3.1x, gaining mondo abstruse capabilities via Doze-bloat - - and losing beautiful simplicity.
(I expect the compulsive filers-of-Everything still loved it, but..)
Was it Arkadiy who worked on IS, eons ago??
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Post #239,472
12/26/05 9:55:30 PM
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I LOVED Tornado Notes.
Along with Sidekick.
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Post #239,524
12/27/05 12:36:04 PM
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Simpler
Both the look and the actual content betray the identity of the designer: the same brilliant primitive who used to do the labels for [link|http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a3_386.html|"Dr. Bronner's Magic Soap."]
cordially,
Die Welt ist alles, was der Fall ist.
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Post #239,804
12/29/05 5:08:46 PM
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wuhu, blarggg
that is one of the ugliest pages I've ever seen.
I'll thank-you to keep any other contenders to yourself.
Have fun,
Carl Forde
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Post #239,806
12/29/05 5:34:56 PM
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Check it
[link|http://www.users.nac.net/falken/annoying/|http://www.users.nac.../falken/annoying/]
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Post #240,345
1/4/06 2:26:55 PM
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Bahahaha
I clicked on the Doom midi, hoping to hear some of that classic Doom music (based heavily on Metallica, IIRC) when what I heard was a very cheesy midi version of Godzilla!
Hehehehehe...
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Post #240,419
1/5/06 1:01:16 AM
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Re: Bahahaha
[link|http://www.afn.org/~afn04133/doommidi.htm|http://www.afn.org/~...4133/doommidi.htm]
Peter
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Post #240,481
1/5/06 1:16:04 PM
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Wow, I've never heard those before
I could have sworn I had sound when I played Doom, but I never heard any of that. Now I have to go install it somewhere and try it with ch00nz.
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Post #240,363
1/4/06 3:28:24 PM
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The most annoying thing about his page . . .
. . is the number of bad examples that return "Page not found", including one listed as "New".
[link|http://www.aaxnet.com|AAx]
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Post #240,426
1/5/06 1:35:33 AM
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yep, that's bad.
the tragic thing is how many people don't need his instructions. :-(
Have fun,
Carl Forde
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