Post #238,260
12/16/05 6:01:16 AM
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Happy birthday, Ashton!
Alex
The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. -- Bertrand Russell
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Post #238,267
12/16/05 7:56:11 AM
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Ashton!
Ashton's birthday causes delicious exclamations! Following generous helpings involving jello, kindergarteners looked musingly normal. Otherwise, people quit requesting salacious television Upanishads - verily! waking xerographic yttrium zymurgies!!!
Have a good one, Ashton.
Cheers,
Scott.
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Post #238,268
12/16/05 8:23:06 AM
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Happy Happy Happy!
Birthday Birthday Birthday!
Imric's Tips for Living
- Paranoia Is a Survival Trait
- Pessimists are never disappointed - but sometimes, if they are very lucky, they can be pleasantly surprised...
- Even though everyone is out to get you, it doesn't matter unless you let them win.
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Nothing is as simple as it seems in the beginning,
As hopeless as it seems in the middle,
Or as finished as it seems in the end.
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Post #238,269
12/16/05 8:31:41 AM
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Have a great one, Ash!
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Post #238,273
12/16/05 9:00:47 AM
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Happy Cha cha cha.
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No new taxes.
--George H. W. Bush
We don't torture.
--George W. Bush
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Post #238,274
12/16/05 9:10:56 AM
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Happy birthday, Ashton!
Hope you had a good one, and many many more.
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Post #238,275
12/16/05 9:37:01 AM
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Happy Birthday!
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Post #238,279
12/16/05 10:00:13 AM
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Many more happy happys
If you push something hard enough, it will fall over. Fudd's First Law of Opposition
[link|mailto:bepatient@aol.com|BePatient]
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Post #238,281
12/16/05 10:10:41 AM
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Happy happy birthday
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail ... but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"
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Post #238,283
12/16/05 10:11:56 AM
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happy bday!
"the reason people don't buy conspiracy theories is that they think conspiracy means everyone is on the same program. Thats not how it works. Everybody has a different program. They just all want the same guy dead. Socrates was a gadfly, but I bet he took time out to screw somebodies wife" Gus Vitelli
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Post #238,290
12/16/05 10:45:50 AM
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Happy birthday, my friend.
Hope the day treats you well. Have an extra piece of cake for me! :-D
Follow your MOUSE
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Post #238,292
12/16/05 10:47:01 AM
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Tanjoubi omedeto gozaimasu!
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Post #238,302
12/16/05 11:32:14 AM
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Happy birthday, Ashton!
--
Steve
[link|http://www.ubuntulinux.org|Ubuntu]
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Post #238,322
12/16/05 1:39:40 PM
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Our Senior Citizen just became more Senior?!?
Well...I'll be!
Congrats, Ash, and jus' keep 'em commin'!
jb4
shrub●bish (Am., from shrub + rubbish, after the derisive name for America's 43 president; 2003) n. 1. a form of nonsensical political doubletalk wherein the speaker attempts to defend the indefensible by lying, obfuscation, or otherwise misstating the facts; GIBBERISH. 2. any of a collection of utterances from America's putative 43rd president. cf. BULLSHIT
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Post #238,335
12/16/05 3:16:11 PM
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I think "Elder Statesman" better suits him
—as in "United States of Being" (old Firesign Theatre riff), and I add my salutations and best wishes to the rest.
cordially,
Die Welt ist alles, was der Fall ist.
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Post #238,346
12/16/05 4:23:57 PM
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A Red Letter Day Indeed!
Celebrate one more year of surviving all the madness.
Great, big, virtual, squeezy hug to a treasured friend,
Amy
"It's never too late to be who you might have been." ~ George Eliot
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Post #238,360
12/16/05 5:16:52 PM
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HBTY HBTY HBDA HBTY
May you walk about and find a sign that reads "Second-hand Vincents in mint condition for $5. Free tektronix scope with every sale" :)
Two out of three people wonder where the other one is.
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Post #238,365
12/16/05 5:57:19 PM
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and "High quality well repairs traded for 2N5088s".
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Post #238,440
12/17/05 4:18:12 PM
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On my walkabout
I prefer to be joined by Jenny Agutter .. scopeless and Vincentless,
thankyouverramuch.
;^>
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Post #238,362
12/16/05 5:25:24 PM
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Very many hippy-happy Con(g)r- and other adulations!
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Post #238,367
12/16/05 6:04:37 PM
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{snarfle...}
Hola, Guys n'Galliums
Argona skip the old Bromines.. and get Ceriumous.
Am Fermiumly against such Scandiumous behavior!
(like ol' Arsenic Hall? when he was at the Palladium :(
Been Curiumed of that. Be(ryllium) a good Americium, for once - not one o' those Franciumen.
But I dinna wanna Boron y'all.. so:
Goshes, thank Yew!
Will just be staying at Holmium, Sweet Holmium, enjoying a tasty CARE parcel - in
Californium -
The atomic number is 98 and the chemical symbol is Cf. The name derives from the State and the University of California, where the element was first synthesized. Although the earlier members of the actinide series were named in analogy with the names of the corresponding members of the lanthanide series, the only connection with the corresponding element Dysprosium δυσπροσιτος; (Greek for hard to get at) that was offered by the discoverers was . . . that searchers for another element (Gold, about a century before, in 1849) found it difficult to get to California.
An American scientific team at the University of California Radiation Lab in Berkeley, California under Glenn T. Seaborg used the nuclear reaction
242Cm (4He, n) --> 245Cf
to first detect the element californium in 1950. The longest half-life associated with this unstable element is 900 year 251Cf.
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Post #238,368
12/16/05 6:17:48 PM
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I thinkium you should sharium.
Whatever it is you're drinkiuming.
--
Steve
[link|http://www.ubuntulinux.org|Ubuntu]
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Post #238,372
12/16/05 6:33:09 PM
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Periodically, you're really in your element :)
Two out of three people wonder where the other one is.
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Post #238,373
12/16/05 6:47:59 PM
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Nobly stated.
And happy birthday!
Regards,
-scott anderson
"Welcome to Rivendell, Mr. Anderson..."
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Post #238,380
12/16/05 8:21:29 PM
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What KRYPton! Cesium that already! :)
But I Dubnium you would do that.
Alex
The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. -- Bertrand Russell
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Post #238,400
12/16/05 11:35:43 PM
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Piffle! You're all full of gas!
"It's never too late to be who you might have been." ~ George Eliot
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Post #238,405
12/17/05 12:14:52 AM
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MHR!
Peter
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Use P2P for legitimate purposes!
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Post #238,410
12/17/05 1:35:35 AM
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happy birthday, happy birthday
Have fun,
Carl Forde
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Post #238,417
12/17/05 6:55:17 AM
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Add one more note of well wishing.
You have a special place in many people's hearts, Ashton.
Wade.
"Insert crowbar. Apply force."
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Post #238,446
12/17/05 6:53:16 PM
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Gracias, compadre
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Post #238,515
12/18/05 11:51:49 PM
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OMIGOSH I missed it!
I'm so sorry Ashton! I haven't been in here in a couple of days, at least! I'm about to leave tomorrow for New Mexico!
Anyway, Happy Belated Birthday to one of my favorite persons on IWT, may your birthday be wordy, worthy, and out-of-this-worldly!
Hope it was great!
Brenda
"I'll rock the darn boat all I want to, and if it's meant to stay afloat, then it will. If not, then we'll just all go down with the bloody ship!"
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Post #238,526
12/19/05 8:18:01 AM
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Have a good trip.
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Post #238,540
12/19/05 11:02:49 AM
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Thanks!
"I'll rock the darn boat all I want to, and if it's meant to stay afloat, then it will. If not, then we'll just all go down with the bloody ship!"
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