...of what the rest of the world finds so uncultured and vulgar about America and Americans: Christmas Lights for trailer-trash fuckwits, IMnshO. But then, I'm sure that was what you actually meant. (You sarcastic little vixen, you!)
And yes, I *know* there's more than that to your country and its people... But it's shit like this that we furriners get to *see* most of from y'all.(*) That's why we so easily fall into thinking (or behaving as if we thought) -- quite unjustifiedly, I'm sure -- that most of you must *be* trailer-trash fuckwits.
(*) Point in case: I, who have never (yet (I hope)) set foot outside Europe, got your "Griswolds" reference. (An old Chevy Chase movie, right?)