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Post #234,961 by boxley 11/18/05 6:17:57 PM Reply	squirt gun at the table "the reason people don't buy conspiracy theories is that they think conspiracy means everyone is on the same program. Thats not how it works. Everybody has a different program. They just all want the same guy dead. Socrates was a gadfly, but I bet he took time out to screw somebodies wife" Gus Vitelli Any opinions expressed by me are mine alone, posted from my home computer, on my own time as a free american and do not reflect the opinions of any person or company that I have had professional relations with in the past 49 years. meep questions, help? [link\|mailto:pappas@catholic.org\|email pappas at catholic.org]
Post #234,962 by bepatient 11/18/05 6:33:22 PM Reply	2nd this approach works with dogs and cats If you push something hard enough, it will fall over. _{Fudd's First Law of Opposition} [link\|mailto:bepatient@aol.com\|BePatient]
Post #235,102 by bionerd 11/19/05 11:02:36 AM Reply	Tried that. She just sits there, with water dripping off her face, and she wont budge. She never takes her eyes off the food. Follow your MOUSE
Post #235,147 by hnick 11/19/05 3:16:17 PM Reply	Too lazy to branch but real suggestion.. You have to establish who's boss. Tell her "No!" and put her on her back. No tummy rubs; just a stern look. She'll know that it's a confrontation. Keep her on her back until she submits. Submission in this instance will be tail curled up between legs, licking her nose, and failure to maintain eye contact. The dog, not you. Do this repeatedly and treat her well, and you will have a much better behaved dog. Beating them doesn't work. Might with kids though; never tried. Haven't any.
Post #235,150 by Another Scott 11/19/05 3:28:28 PM Reply	Good advice. I haven't tried the back thing directly, but I have gotten in close stare-downs with Colleen. She doesn't like that, and it does reinforce who's boss. Someone, somewhere must have said: If you don't train your dog, it'll train you. Cheers, Scott.
Post #235,152 by bepatient 11/19/05 3:46:43 PM Reply	My dog knows I'm the alpha male. He's 100pd wimp anyway...but he knows who the boss is. If you push something hard enough, it will fall over. _{Fudd's First Law of Opposition} [link\|mailto:bepatient@aol.com\|BePatient]
Post #235,191 by ben_tilly 11/19/05 9:46:37 PM Reply	ICLRPD (new thread) Created as new thread #235190 titled [link\|/forums/render/content/show?contentid=235190\|ICLRPD] I have come to believe that idealism without discipline is a quick road to disaster, while discipline without idealism is pointless. -- Aaron Ward (my brother)

Give me patience - (bionerd) - (41) - Nov. 15, 2005, 08:26:52 AM EST

Beat them, and call it a regime change - (pwhysall) - Nov. 15, 2005, 09:16:47 AM EST

I only have Patients - (bepatient) - Nov. 15, 2005, 10:59:23 AM EST

How many kids do you have? - (Steve Lowe) - (1) - Nov. 15, 2005, 11:09:36 AM EST

How are kids like coathangers? - (ben_tilly) - Nov. 15, 2005, 11:15:09 AM EST

The universe will give you all the patience you need - (ben_tilly) - Nov. 15, 2005, 11:16:28 AM EST

Interesting quote on NPR - (broomberg) - Nov. 15, 2005, 12:04:20 PM EST

Don't ever ask for patience! - (imqwerky) - (14) - Nov. 15, 2005, 12:15:40 PM EST

Yeah, about that.. - (bionerd) - (13) - Nov. 15, 2005, 03:37:00 PM EST

Sending you virtual Chicken soup. - (imqwerky) - Nov. 18, 2005, 08:18:11 PM EST

I've got that too - (tuberculosis) - (10) - Aug. 21, 2007, 06:01:53 AM EDT

ICLRPD (new thread) - (Steve Lowe) - Nov. 15, 2005, 04:43:12 PM EST

Hope you feel better - (bionerd) - (5) - Nov. 16, 2005, 09:51:40 AM EST

Peak, shmeak - (tuberculosis) - (4) - Aug. 21, 2007, 06:15:38 AM EDT

Peak, shmeak? -NT - (bionerd) - Nov. 18, 2005, 05:32:56 PM EST

Who does the feeling? - (imqwerky) - (2) - Nov. 18, 2005, 08:19:21 PM EST

I wouldnt call him a shithead if I were you - (bionerd) - (1) - Nov. 19, 2005, 11:30:26 AM EST

Ok, how about PhlegmPhace? -NT - (imqwerky) - Nov. 19, 2005, 01:44:29 PM EST

Healing thoughts your way - (imqwerky) - Nov. 16, 2005, 11:31:44 AM EST

Pile On! - (Another Scott) - (1) - Nov. 16, 2005, 11:58:59 AM EST

I am suspcious about that - (tuberculosis) - Aug. 21, 2007, 06:15:27 AM EDT

ICLRPD (new thread) - (Steve Lowe) - Nov. 15, 2005, 04:41:28 PM EST

Hang in there - (Nightowl) - Nov. 16, 2005, 11:10:53 PM EST

line'm up 'n knock'm down - (cforde) - (18) - Nov. 18, 2005, 01:52:32 AM EST

Oh, you dont understand this dog. - (bionerd) - (17) - Nov. 18, 2005, 05:43:30 PM EST

squirt gun at the table -NT - (boxley) - (6) - Nov. 18, 2005, 06:17:57 PM EST

2nd this approach - (bepatient) - Nov. 18, 2005, 06:33:22 PM EST

Tried that. - (bionerd) - (4) - Nov. 19, 2005, 11:02:36 AM EST

Too lazy to branch but real suggestion.. - (hnick) - (3) - Nov. 19, 2005, 03:16:17 PM EST

Good advice. - (Another Scott) - (1) - Nov. 19, 2005, 03:28:28 PM EST

My dog knows - (bepatient) - Nov. 19, 2005, 03:46:43 PM EST

ICLRPD (new thread) - (ben_tilly) - Nov. 19, 2005, 09:46:37 PM EST

Another fscking suggestion - (imqwerky) - (5) - Nov. 18, 2005, 08:16:10 PM EST

yabbut what does she do with the dog? -NT - (boxley) - Nov. 19, 2005, 12:18:31 AM EST

2nd that - (cforde) - (3) - Nov. 19, 2005, 01:02:54 AM EST

Hey you! - (bionerd) - (2) - Nov. 19, 2005, 11:11:45 AM EST

You're misdirecting your resources. - (Andrew Grygus) - Nov. 19, 2005, 02:07:46 PM EST

executive summary - (cforde) - Nov. 21, 2005, 12:08:55 PM EST

The crate method is the current recommendation. - (static) - (3) - Nov. 20, 2005, 09:08:44 PM EST

Excellent advice. -NT - (Another Scott) - Nov. 20, 2005, 09:31:57 PM EST

Why's the next-to-last paragraph so familiar?We have no dog. -NT - (CRConrad) - Nov. 21, 2005, 06:55:44 AM EST

dog trainers - (cforde) - Nov. 21, 2005, 12:06:15 PM EST

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