The USA PATRIOT Act at work - (Another Scott) - (64) - Nov. 5, 2005, 09:45:08 PM EST
         Reads like 1984 had been postponed to 2003. - (a6l6e6x) - Nov. 6, 2005, 04:18:53 PM EST
         For ten years, the world had only one major police state. - (CRConrad) - (62) - Nov. 6, 2005, 05:21:37 PM EST
             I guess it depends on what you mean by "major". - (Another Scott) - (61) - Nov. 6, 2005, 05:26:01 PM EST
                 Red-State LRPD___It is time for a downsplash! -NT - (Ashton) - (60) - Nov. 6, 2005, 05:53:34 PM EST
                     Of course I have to in the end defer to your arse. -NT - (drewk) - (59) - Nov. 7, 2005, 08:58:32 AM EST
                         Well, yes and no. -NT - (Ashton) - (58) - Nov. 8, 2005, 02:38:46 PM EST
                             Ditto. Take them to the cleaner's. -NT - (Another Scott) - (57) - Nov. 8, 2005, 02:48:45 PM EST
                                 Sorry, no can do. -NT - (admin) - (56) - Nov. 8, 2005, 03:00:37 PM EST
                                     Mmm... flame-roasted newbie... -NT - (imqwerky) - (55) - Nov. 8, 2005, 04:08:30 PM EST
                                         I love these out-of-context one-liners. -NT - (Silverlock) - (54) - Nov. 8, 2005, 04:31:22 PM EST
                                             Send 'em to hell ... - (Another Scott) - (53) - Nov. 8, 2005, 04:36:05 PM EST
                                                 Do you have any idea how long it takes to roast a whole... - (a6l6e6x) - (52) - Nov. 8, 2005, 05:04:23 PM EST
                                                     Anything that ugly should die and be eaten at breakfast. -NT - (Another Scott) - (51) - Nov. 8, 2005, 05:06:23 PM EST
                                                         When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend. -NT - (inthane-chan) - (50) - Nov. 8, 2005, 06:36:36 PM EST
                                                             Sheep. Hmm. -NT - (jake123) - (49) - Nov. 8, 2005, 06:37:35 PM EST
                                                                 RIPOSTE -NT - (Another Scott) - (48) - Nov. 8, 2005, 07:36:13 PM EST
                                                                     I've had worse! -NT - (tuberculosis) - (47) - Nov. 9, 2005, 01:49:32 AM EST
                                                                         To the mopeds! -NT - (ben_tilly) - (46) - Nov. 9, 2005, 01:54:55 AM EST
                                                                             And then I'll be a fully paid-up beretware user. -NT - (Ashton) - (45) - Nov. 9, 2005, 05:01:06 AM EST
                                                                                 Excuse me while I leap on to my head. -NT - (tuberculosis) - (44) - Nov. 9, 2005, 11:10:37 AM EST
                                                                                     That's why I have a problem with history. -NT - (Another Scott) - (43) - Nov. 9, 2005, 11:19:09 AM EST
                                                                                         I'd venture that this surprises nobody... -NT - (jake123) - (42) - Nov. 9, 2005, 02:52:29 PM EST
                                                                                             You getting this down? -NT - (Meerkat) - (41) - Nov. 9, 2005, 03:36:16 PM EST
                                                                                                 No, m'lord. -NT - (Another Scott) - (40) - Nov. 9, 2005, 05:01:20 PM EST
                                                                                                     It's like Parkay: You think it's LRPD, but it's not. -NT - (Steve Lowe) - (39) - Nov. 9, 2005, 05:06:41 PM EST
                                                                                                         That's why they call me Dr. Smooth. -NT - (imqwerky) - (38) - Nov. 9, 2005, 06:36:08 PM EST
                                                                                                             So, we're the un-holy trinity? -NT - (Ashton) - (37) - Nov. 10, 2005, 08:22:30 PM EST
                                                                                                                 Hey, the gutters are mine now. -NT - (folkert) - (36) - Nov. 11, 2005, 01:09:49 PM EST
                                                                                                                     They are damn good and worth every penny. -NT - (imqwerky) - (35) - Nov. 11, 2005, 04:20:25 PM EST
                                                                                                                         So how many virgins get sacrificed to the GRR for this one? -NT - (Meerkat) - (34) - Nov. 11, 2005, 06:28:48 PM EST
                                                                                                                             The third one burned down, fell over, and then sank into... - (ben_tilly) - (33) - Nov. 11, 2005, 07:54:38 PM EST
                                                                                                                                 They're the very devil to clean out of the radiator. -NT - (Silverlock) - (32) - Nov. 11, 2005, 08:16:51 PM EST
                                                                                                                                     I will be forced to post the lollercaust. -NT - (ben_tilly) - (31) - Nov. 11, 2005, 09:24:52 PM EST
                                                                                                                                         There's an old Swedish saying. -NT - (Ashton) - (30) - Nov. 11, 2005, 10:51:56 PM EST
                                                                                                                                             BASICA required -NT - (Meerkat) - (29) - Nov. 11, 2005, 11:38:21 PM EST
                                                                                                                                                 Your configuration just allows perl programs to error out... - (folkert) - (28) - Nov. 11, 2005, 11:52:17 PM EST
                                                                                                                                                     The best syllables-to-the-dollar value you can get! -NT - (imqwerky) - (27) - Nov. 12, 2005, 05:54:13 PM EST
                                                                                                                                                         Constantly fromaging the bitumogenous spandrels. -NT - (Another Scott) - (26) - Nov. 12, 2005, 05:57:40 PM EST
                                                                                                                                                             Impossible. -NT - (inthane-chan) - (25) - Nov. 14, 2005, 04:01:06 PM EST
                                                                                                                                                                 Powered by crabby patties! -NT - (imqwerky) - (24) - Nov. 14, 2005, 05:01:21 PM EST
                                                                                                                                                                     I beg your pardon, young man? -NT - (bepatient) - (23) - Nov. 14, 2005, 05:49:35 PM EST
                                                                                                                                                                         It looks like food. -NT - (inthane-chan) - (22) - Nov. 15, 2005, 06:01:57 PM EST
                                                                                                                                                                             Ruh-roh... -NT - (ben_tilly) - (21) - Nov. 15, 2005, 08:08:01 PM EST
                                                                                                                                                                                 You have awakened my bunghole, and now you must pay! -NT - (admin) - (20) - Nov. 15, 2005, 09:01:13 PM EST
                                                                                                                                                                                     If your head is about to be crushed... -NT - (Ashton) - (19) - Nov. 15, 2005, 09:12:29 PM EST
                                                                                                                                                                                         268435456 bytes OK. -NT - (bepatient) - (18) - Nov. 15, 2005, 09:15:35 PM EST
                                                                                                                                                                                             Helmet of the meat! -NT - (Another Scott) - (17) - Nov. 15, 2005, 09:29:15 PM EST
                                                                                                                                                                                                 I agree your attitude sucks. -NT - (Ashton) - (16) - Nov. 15, 2005, 09:48:09 PM EST
                                                                                                                                                                                                     There will be no levity during the briefing! -NT - (Meerkat) - (15) - Nov. 16, 2005, 04:04:47 AM EST
                                                                                                                                                                                                         Loathing, exasperation, contempt... -NT - (jake123) - (14) - Nov. 16, 2005, 04:09:49 AM EST
                                                                                                                                                                                                             You really should shave your legs more often. -NT - (admin) - (13) - Nov. 16, 2005, 08:46:24 AM EST
                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I am a ruminant! Moo! -NT - (Another Scott) - (12) - Nov. 16, 2005, 09:07:55 AM EST
                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I'm sorry, I came here for a lemur! -NT - (bepatient) - (11) - Nov. 16, 2005, 09:22:09 AM EST
                                                                                                                                                                                                                         You probably live in a box and smell like old dairy. -NT - (imqwerky) - (10) - Nov. 16, 2005, 11:16:32 AM EST
                                                                                                                                                                                                                             This is extremely nasty, but we can't prosecute you for that -NT - (Another Scott) - (9) - Nov. 16, 2005, 11:31:27 AM EST
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I miss fingering people. Um. That didn't come out right. -NT - (bepatient) - (8) - Nov. 16, 2005, 11:33:27 AM EST
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Wow, color me educated. -NT - (jb4) - (7) - Nov. 16, 2005, 03:28:49 PM EST
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Quite another Theatre of operations. -NT - (folkert) - (6) - Nov. 16, 2005, 03:58:32 PM EST
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Now that sounds *filthy*. -NT - (Another Scott) - (5) - Nov. 16, 2005, 04:08:28 PM EST
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 "The professor in a thong"? -NT - (ben_tilly) - (4) - Nov. 16, 2005, 05:01:49 PM EST
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     So I wound up to deliver the Unholy Kancho. -NT - (admin) - (2) - Nov. 16, 2005, 05:10:58 PM EST
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Battling him is like wiping off puppy slobber. -NT - (Another Scott) - (1) - Nov. 16, 2005, 05:13:05 PM EST
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             It's a shame about that. -NT - (folkert) - Nov. 17, 2005, 09:17:34 AM EST
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     That's another one of those super Anime characters. -NT - (drewk) - Nov. 16, 2005, 05:12:42 PM EST