Churches can be so anti-fun
What kind of church has a halloween function with no trick or treating?
The kind that figures Halloween is Satan's [link|http://www.religioustolerance.org/hallo_he.htm|holiday] I'll wager.
Take him to Vegas for X-mas, that'll even the score.
"Whenever you find you are on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect" --Mark Twain
"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." --Albert Einstein
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