Since taking possession of these premises in 1999 I have distributed treats to just four callers (that very year, I believe). We have purchased a bag of high-fructose corn syrup-laden goodness each year since, but there have been no takers.
OK, so that first time out we repackaged Ex-Lax as bite-sized Hershey's thingums. It was a joke, for chrissake. Some people got no sensa humor.
trickily,