Well, there's glory for you.

From here in up-over the following definitions seem to apply.

PRAY, v. \tTo ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
RACK, n. \tAn argumentative implement formerly much used in persuading devotees of a false faith to embrace the living truth. As a call to the unconverted the rack never had any particular efficacy, and is now held in light popular esteem.
FAITH, n.\tBelief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel.
HEATHEN, n. \tA benighted creature who has the folly to worship something that he can see and feel.
SAINT, n. \tA dead sinner revised and edited.
MYTHOLOGY, n.\tThe body of a primitive people's beliefs concerning its origin, early history, heroes, deities and so forth, as distinguished from the true accounts which it invents later.
INFIDEL, n. \tIn New York, one who does not believe in the Christian religion; in Constantinople, one who does. (See GIAOUR.) A kind of scoundrel imperfectly reverent of, and niggardly contributory to, divines, ecclesiastics, popes, parsons, canons, monks, mollahs, voodoos, presbyters, hierophants, prelates, obeah-men, abbes, nuns, missionaries, exhorters, deacons, friars, hadjis, high-priests, muezzins, brahmins, medicine-men, confessors, eminences, elders, primates, prebendaries, pilgrims, prophets, imaums, beneficiaries, clerks, vicars-choral, archbishops, bishops, abbots, priors, preachers, padres, abbotesses, caloyers, palmers, curates, patriarchs, bonezs, santons, beadsmen, canonesses, residentiaries, diocesans, deans, subdeans, rural deans, abdals, charm-sellers, archdeacons, hierarchs, class-leaders, incumbents, capitulars, sheiks, talapoins, postulants, scribes, gooroos, precentors, beadles, fakeers, sextons, reverences, revivalists, cenobites, perpetual curates, chaplains, mudjoes, readers, novices, vicars, pastors, rabbis, ulemas, lamas, sacristans, vergers, dervises, lectors, church wardens, cardinals, prioresses, suffragans, acolytes, rectors, cures, sophis, mutifs and pumpums.
KORAN, n. \tA book which the Mohammedans foolishly believe to have been written by divine inspiration, but which Christians know to be a wicked imposture, contradictory to the Holy Scriptures.
SCRIPTURES, n.\tThe sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based.

Apologies to Ambrose Bierce. I found them [link|http://www.ethicalatheist.com/docs/devils_dictionary.html|here]

Post #229,035 by tuberculosis 10/11/05 1:23:31 AM Reply	Well, there's glory for you. From here in up-over the following definitions seem to apply. PRAY, v. \tTo ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy. RACK, n. \tAn argumentative implement formerly much used in persuading devotees of a false faith to embrace the living truth. As a call to the unconverted the rack never had any particular efficacy, and is now held in light popular esteem. FAITH, n.\tBelief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel. HEATHEN, n. \tA benighted creature who has the folly to worship something that he can see and feel. SAINT, n. \tA dead sinner revised and edited. MYTHOLOGY, n.\tThe body of a primitive people's beliefs concerning its origin, early history, heroes, deities and so forth, as distinguished from the true accounts which it invents later. INFIDEL, n. \tIn New York, one who does not believe in the Christian religion; in Constantinople, one who does. (See GIAOUR.) A kind of scoundrel imperfectly reverent of, and niggardly contributory to, divines, ecclesiastics, popes, parsons, canons, monks, mollahs, voodoos, presbyters, hierophants, prelates, obeah-men, abbes, nuns, missionaries, exhorters, deacons, friars, hadjis, high-priests, muezzins, brahmins, medicine-men, confessors, eminences, elders, primates, prebendaries, pilgrims, prophets, imaums, beneficiaries, clerks, vicars-choral, archbishops, bishops, abbots, priors, preachers, padres, abbotesses, caloyers, palmers, curates, patriarchs, bonezs, santons, beadsmen, canonesses, residentiaries, diocesans, deans, subdeans, rural deans, abdals, charm-sellers, archdeacons, hierarchs, class-leaders, incumbents, capitulars, sheiks, talapoins, postulants, scribes, gooroos, precentors, beadles, fakeers, sextons, reverences, revivalists, cenobites, perpetual curates, chaplains, mudjoes, readers, novices, vicars, pastors, rabbis, ulemas, lamas, sacristans, vergers, dervises, lectors, church wardens, cardinals, prioresses, suffragans, acolytes, rectors, cures, sophis, mutifs and pumpums. KORAN, n. \tA book which the Mohammedans foolishly believe to have been written by divine inspiration, but which Christians know to be a wicked imposture, contradictory to the Holy Scriptures. SCRIPTURES, n.\tThe sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based. Apologies to Ambrose Bierce. I found them [link\|http://www.ethicalatheist.com/docs/devils_dictionary.html\|here] "Whenever you find you are on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect" --Mark Twain "The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." --Albert Einstein "This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mental losses." --George W. Bush
Post #229,041 by Andrew Grygus 10/11/05 2:37:19 AM Reply	My favorite is still . . . Occident, n. The part of the world lying west (or east) of the Orient. It is largely inhabited by Christians, a powerful sub-tribe of the Hypocrites, whose principal industries are murder and cheating, which they are pleased to call "war" and "commerce". These, also, are the principal industries of the Orient. . . and probably always will be (double reference intentional). [link\|http://www.aaxnet.com\|AAx]
Post #229,491 by jb4 10/13/05 5:05:03 PM Reply	Isn't Occident what happens when you don't plan sufficiently jb4 shrub●bish (Am., from shrub* + rubbish, after the derisive name for America's 43 president; 2003) n. 1. a form of nonsensical political doubletalk wherein the speaker attempts to defend the indefensible by lying, obfuscation, or otherwise misstating the facts; GIBBERISH. 2. any of a collection of utterances from America's putative 43rd president. cf.* BULLSHIT
Post #229,509 by Ashton 10/13/05 7:54:18 PM Reply	..only if your oc'cent is on the wrong syl-la'-ble

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