Meerkat's suitably nebulous numbers...

Weight: I'm guessing 94kg (207lb)
Height: Maybe 175cm (5'9") maybe? Can't say I've actually checked.

(I'm not just being coy, I genuinely don't know.)

Target: Whatever. Was 86kg in June last year (down from a fat bastard 103kg the year before that, woo yeah!) so would be good to get at least back to the mid-80s. And I'm not talking Duran Duran. :)

Let the great lard-off commence!