A memorable traffic stop

Post #223,710 by ben_tilly 9/8/05 4:57:29 PM Reply	A memorable traffic stop A cop pulled an old woman over for speeding. The cop came up to her and said: - "Miss, did you know that you were speeding?" - "I was?" -"Yes, you were going a good 30 miles over the speed limit. What do you have to say for yourself?" - "Well I'm nervous and in a hurry because of the body in the trunk." - "The WHAT?" - "Oh, don't look like that. I'm unarmed and quite safe. I shot him yesterday!" Well, as you can imagine, he backed away, told her to stay put and called for backup. In no time flat she was surrounded by cars and the police made her come out, patted her down and searched the car. They found no body. The chief officer came up to her and said, - "Miss. We had an officer report that you had a body in the car. But we can't find it. Can you explain this?" - "Oh the poor dear, he must be having delusions. I'll bet he also thought I was speeding!" Cheers, Ben I have come to believe that idealism without discipline is a quick road to disaster, while discipline without idealism is pointless. -- Aaron Ward (my brother)
Post #223,711 by drewk 9/8/05 5:05:46 PM Reply	Similar A homeowner calls the police at 1 a.m. saying he sees someone in his back yard, trying to break in to the shed. They tell him they're very busy, but will try to have someone out as soon as possible. Ten minutes later, he calls the police to say there's no need to rush: he just shot the intruder dead. Three minutes later three cars screech to a halt in his driveway and they catch the intruder coming out of the shed. First officer to the house asks, "But I thought you said you shot him?" "And I thought you said you were busy?" === Purveyor of Doc Hope's [link\|http://DocHope.com\|fresh-baked dog biscuits and pet treats]. [link\|http://DocHope.com\|http://DocHope.com]
Post #223,726 by Ashton 9/8/05 6:23:39 PM Reply	Older version In the old Holmes movies, Rathbone and the perfect-clown version of Watson, Nigel Bruce - Watson has called police re an intruder he's holding at gunpoint (this may have been the one about the Torvell bombsight; Holmes in disguise.) Midway in the conversation he learns there's no need for the call.. (Holmes unmasks) Somehow, in a zany skit I wouldn't try to paraphrase, it ends up, Bunch of Hello? Hello?s heard on phone line .. ~~ W: "Who are you?" phone: "The police" W: "Police !? What do you want?" phone: You called us, sir W: "Wha-at, you must have.." mumbles of outrage; hangs up.
Post #223,718 by Bman 9/8/05 5:31:00 PM Reply	Good one :) "Pictures are better then words because some words are big and hard to understand" Peter Griffin (Family Guy)
Post #223,980 by bionerd 9/9/05 3:36:03 PM Reply	Sounds like a stunt I'd try to pull Not that I have any bodies in my trunk. At least not yet.
Post #223,994 by ben_tilly 9/9/05 5:11:01 PM Reply	Remind me to never search your closet though I have come to believe that idealism without discipline is a quick road to disaster, while discipline without idealism is pointless. -- Aaron Ward (my brother)
Post #223,997 by boxley 9/9/05 5:26:26 PM Reply	you got a stif in your rear? might get better results :-) "the reason people don't buy conspiracy theories is that they think conspiracy means everyone is on the same program. Thats not how it works. Everybody has a different program. They just all want the same guy dead. Socrates was a gadfly, but I bet he took time out to screw somebodies wife" Gus Vitelli Any opinions expressed by me are mine alone, posted from my home computer, on my own time as a free american and do not reflect the opinions of any person or company that I have had professional relations with in the past 49 years. meep questions, help? [link\|mailto:pappas@catholic.org\|email pappas at catholic.org]
Post #224,012 by bionerd 9/9/05 8:19:16 PM Reply	Yeah, that's what I hear...

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