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Post #216,356 by imqwerky 7/25/05 6:06:28 PM 7/25/05 6:10:47 PM Reply	Right here! Pal (pointing to my ass! :-P) Noting the time at which the post was written, I was running on fumes. I, like, yourself, pride myself on the correct use of the English language having minored in it in college. However, one does tend to make mistakes now and then. Mea culpa. I would like you to know that I am usually the one who refrains from correcting others, since Miss Manners deems it IMPOLITE in pleasant company to do so. On the other hand, since we have the dubious honor of the Flame Quarantine (the Bullpen of Words), it is a no-holds-barred venue for the lobbing of all things incendiary, I do not mind Christian correcting my mistakes. After all, I do learn from them. Dear Christian, I can tell that you are a sweet man. I am sorry that you have nothing better to do than to nit-pick an errant spelling here (hear LOL) and there. I invite you to come to our house for a visit. You need to be hugged. You need to laugh! Critter is also a rather amiable fellow. He can spout plenty of discourse on the IT level that is most stimulating and amusing. And my knowledge base is rather extensive, so the conversation would likely not ebb for some time. (Those present at the Bash can attest that we can provide these things abundantly.) So, I will take my lumps good-naturedly and bid you adieu, good sir. And, for good measure, a kiss on the cheek. Peace, Amy "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but, rather to skid in sideways totally worn out shouting 'Merde Sante, what a ride!'" . Edited by imqwerky July 25, 2005, 06:10:47 PM EDT Right here! Pal (pointing to my ass! :-P) Noting the time at which the post was written, I was running on fumes. I, like, yourself, pride myself on the correct use of the English language having minored in it in college. However, one does tend to make mistakes now and then. Mea culpa. I would like yo to know that I am usually the one who refrains from correcting others, since Miss Manners deems it IMPOLITE in pleasant company to do so. On the other hand, since we have the dubious honor of the Flame Quarantine (the Bullpen of Words), it is a no-holds-barred venue for the lobbing of all things incendiary, I do not mind Christian correcting my mistakes. After all, I do learn from them. Dear Christian, I can tell that you are a sweet man. I am sorry that you have nothing better to do than to nit-pick an errant spelling here (hear LOL) and there. I invite you to come to our house for a visit. You need to be hugged. You need to laugh! Critter is also a rather amiable fellow. He can spout plenty of discourse on the IT level that is most stimulating and amusing. And my knowledge base is rather extensive, so the conversation would likely not ebb for some time. (Those present at the Bash can attest that we can provide these things abundantly.) So, I will take my lumps good-naturedly and bid you adieu, good sir. And, for good measure, a kiss on the cheek. Peace, Amy "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but, rather to skid in sideways totally worn out shouting 'Merde Sante, what a ride!'" . Collapse All History
Post #216,358 by admin 7/25/05 6:11:15 PM Reply	WTF was that? There shall be NO HUGGING, KISSING, or MEA CULPATING in the FLAME forum! By fiat! Sheesh. Stupid bint. I mean, you started off OK with the kiss my ass stuff, but sheesh. First Another Scott's wet noodle, and now this. I'm dangerously short on my vicarious bile quotient today. Regards, -scott anderson "Welcome to Rivendell, Mr. Anderson..."
Post #216,360 by ben_tilly 7/25/05 6:32:27 PM Reply	What do you fucking expect from these milquetoasts? I have come to believe that idealism without discipline is a quick road to disaster, while discipline without idealism is pointless. -- Aaron Ward (my brother)
Post #216,383 by imqwerky 7/25/05 8:20:24 PM Reply	Hey Ben What kind of a pussy word is "milquetoast"? Why don't you grow some cajones! Come on, big boy. Fight like a MAN! piece of shit! Amy :-D "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but, rather to skid in sideways totally worn out shouting 'Merde Sante, what a ride!'" .
Post #216,388 by ben_tilly 7/25/05 8:47:33 PM Reply	Why bother? While I can say "fuckity fuck fuck fuck" with the rest of them, I find the word becoming a meaningless punctuation mark. Variation makes the effect last longer, and is better in the end. Kinda like..I won't say it. Cheers, Ben I have come to believe that idealism without discipline is a quick road to disaster, while discipline without idealism is pointless. -- Aaron Ward (my brother)
Post #216,390 by imqwerky 7/25/05 9:03:57 PM Reply	hmmmmm Variation makes the effect last longer, and is better in the end. Guess we all know about Ben, now, don't we? (wink, wink) Piece of ass, Amy "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but, rather to skid in sideways totally worn out shouting 'Merde Sante, what a ride!'" .
Post #216,393 by broomberg 7/25/05 9:13:53 PM Reply	What - he swings both ways?
Post #216,403 by ben_tilly 7/25/05 10:05:53 PM Reply	Thank you, you may stop any time When I was talking about how variety improves flaming, I did not intend to offer myself as the object lesson for a pair of 15 year olds trapped in decrepit bodies. I guess that is a side-effect of the drugs you guys had in the 60s, your bodies grew up but you didn't. Ben I have come to believe that idealism without discipline is a quick road to disaster, while discipline without idealism is pointless. -- Aaron Ward (my brother)
Post #216,408 by broomberg 7/25/05 10:16:49 PM Reply	60s? We're not that old! My drug years were 1975 to 1981.
Post #216,414 by rcareaga 7/25/05 10:30:30 PM Reply	Re: 60s? We're not that old! My drug years were 1975 to 1981. 1967-1992. Pardon me. I meant my cousin Ernie. abashedly, Die Welt ist alles, was der Fall ist.
Post #216,416 by broomberg 7/25/05 10:43:00 PM Reply	So now say something juvenile and insulting to Ben. You've earned that right!
Post #216,424 by ben_tilly 7/26/05 1:23:45 AM Reply	My apologies... on this point are completely insincere. OK, 70s then. My point still stands. Regards, Ben I have come to believe that idealism without discipline is a quick road to disaster, while discipline without idealism is pointless. -- Aaron Ward (my brother)
Post #217,275 by danreck 8/3/05 3:26:23 PM Reply	1975 to 1981 eh? How do you know that the past twenty some odd years haven't been just one big flashback? I think that way sometimes... Or in this case it would be a flash forwards. But you know what? I think Ben just insulted you. What you gonna do panty boy? You gonna take that excrement? Just intercoursing give the son of a female dog a piece of your condemned by the Big Guy to hades mind. Just a few thoughts, Danno
Post #217,532 by Ashton 8/4/05 3:59:06 PM 8/4/05 4:02:40 PM Reply	Listen, poo poo head I've got a nice shipment of Soma enroute.. things'll be all-bettah for ya. And Yes, too.. {If I tol ya Once I tol ya a Million Times: Don't Exaggerate.} In fact You Have spent the last 20+ years: just you + Leibnitz .. a watchin that there projector. But every time I remind ya, ya goes right back to sleep - and think that Then you're waking up, and then - - This is a Serious Message, ~~poo poo head~~ Grasshopper! I Who Be LLC Edited by Ashton Aug. 4, 2005, 04:02:40 PM EDT Expand All History
Post #217,609 by danreck 8/5/05 12:31:20 AM Reply	yo, MFAC... How's it hangin'? Soma make me womo... So, last thing I remember, they have this laser light show and they're playing Dark Side of the Moon in a planetarium in Cinci... Whoosh. Here I am with two kids, a bald head and working at a Roman Catholic university!!! Man, this is some good shit... Catch you back at Berkeley. Barry be with me (metaphysically at least). Just a few thoughts, Danno
Post #217,624 by Ashton 8/5/05 3:08:37 AM Reply	That's the Spirit! It's a real Shock for most folks, when they discover that the stuff-with-mass is the illusionary bit and the Good Stuff is just, well, not-Like-that and all. Might's well just play along, 'cause otherwise, well y'know how they lock folks Up what gets too close.. Yer fine. How am I? Pace pace O mio Dio Umm yeah too, should you be swingin on by Bay area sans cassock, might's could converge; even bring along another subversive? could be good for an enhanced giggle. I got wheels.
Post #217,274 by danreck 8/3/05 3:18:06 PM Reply	How about panty waisted nipple sweat? Fuck - the other white meat... I like your ideas. What we need are new variants for all curse words. They all are becoming meaningless punctuation marks. There has to be something we can do with elephant droppings, etc... I'll start working on it and report back later. In the meantime keep with the medical definitions such as "I can't stand this intercoursing discussion. It's really urinating me off". Etc... Just a few thoughts, Danno
Post #216,361 by imqwerky 7/25/05 6:34:41 PM Reply	It's called Anti Flame(tm) Comes in a can. You spray it, drop your drawers, bend over. Then you do this:( i ) Works like a charm. Peace, Amy PS, There shall be NO HUGGING, KISSING, or MEA CULPATING in the FLAME forum! Then I guess a blowjob is completely out of the question. Peace, Amy "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but, rather to skid in sideways totally worn out shouting 'Merde Sante, what a ride!'" .
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Post #216,373 by imqwerky 7/25/05 7:37:26 PM Reply	What if... it were done violently, would that make it fucking relevant? Honestly, you wouldn't know sarcasm if it bit you on the ass. Sarcasm=flame I like to build up to a roaring fucking inferno. Patience, man, patience. Peace, or not, Amy "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but, rather to skid in sideways totally worn out shouting 'Merde Sante, what a ride!'" .
Post #216,371 by admin 7/25/05 7:36:09 PM Reply	Deep ends on weather your whereing braces ore knot. Regards, -scott anderson "Welcome to Rivendell, Mr. Anderson..."
Post #216,375 by bionerd 7/25/05 7:43:21 PM Reply	What about a head gear ? How'd you like to have one of those coming at you?
Post #216,369 by bionerd 7/25/05 7:16:09 PM Reply	Fuck fuck fuck Fuck you all. Fuck my mother. Fuck you. Fuck me. Fuck the dog. Fuck yourself. Go to fucking bloody hell fuck fuck fuck. Fucking Jesus Christ son of bitch dumber than shit mother fucker fuck fuck fuck. Fuck. (Man, that felt good)
Post #216,372 by admin 7/25/05 7:36:35 PM Reply	Indeed. Regards, -scott anderson "Welcome to Rivendell, Mr. Anderson..."
Post #216,446 by Meerkat 7/26/05 8:38:33 AM Reply	Quality award!! (erm, for fuck's sake) Two out of three people wonder where the other one is.
Post #216,469 by jb4 7/26/05 9:44:37 AM Reply	ICLRPD (new thread) Created as new thread #216468 titled [link\|/forums/render/content/show?contentid=216468\|ICLRPD] jb4 shrub\ufffdbish (Am., from shrub* + rubbish, after the derisive name for America's 43 president; 2003) n. 1. a form of nonsensical political doubletalk wherein the speaker attempts to defend the indefensible by lying, obfuscation, or otherwise misstating the facts; GIBBERISH. 2. any of a collection of utterances from America's putative 43rd president. cf.* BULLSHIT
Post #217,272 by danreck 8/3/05 3:12:22 PM Reply	Take another pill... take another pill... If you take enough, then you will be sedate enough to see what a huge jackoff you truly are... bite me beeeotch, Danno
Post #216,377 by imqwerky 7/25/05 7:53:52 PM Reply	OK, now for the Full-On Flame Version... Kiss my ass! I was tired when I wrote it. So I fucked up. Big Fucking Deal! My grammar, spelling, and punctuation are correct most of the time because I minored in English in college. I take pride in that, so Fuck Off and Die! I, too, don't like it when people butcher the English language. My biggest pet peeve is when people write "your" when they want to express "you are". Totally pisses me off! However, being a civilized person, I don't jump down their throats yelling, " You stoopid cocksucking Cretins! Didn't you learn your goddamned contractions in the third grade?" No, I allow huge, bungling assclowns the opportunity to do that. CRC has issues. He needs intense therapy. He needs a teddy bear. He needs to stop wetting the bed. If he came to visit us, we could help him. Really! We will put the rubber sheets on the bed in the guest room, put padding on the wall and deprogram him from the asshole that he is and turn him into a rather likeable human being. In the meantime, I will simply agree with him to get him to shut his pie-hole and give him a big, wet, sloppy kiss on the cheek to gross him out. You want a piece of me? Amy "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but, rather to skid in sideways totally worn out shouting 'Merde Sante, what a ride!'" .

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