Hmmmm.....
1) Longhorn has been changed to Vista.
2) Vista means 'view'.
3) It's still a long way off, so we wouldn't be out of line calling it 'Long View'.
4) 'Long View' is a song by the band Green Day.
5) Green Day released an album called 'Dookie'.
6) "Dookie" is another word for "crap".
Eureka! Windows is crap!
Now I just have to work in Kevin Bacon somehow...