...if your Universal Translator (or your Boxlish-to-English and your Ashlish-to-English translator, if you have the older models) is/are not working, you will be in a world of hurt if your goal is to understand the interchange.

If on the other hand, you are simply interested in how English-like words can be strung together in novel and interesting ways, simply lean back, watch and admire....

(In other words, I hear you...)