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New when did a spreadsheet become a dataentry form
for a database without the fuckwittery to ensure that integrity checking happens? Dont call and say I need to reformat because I put an entry in the correct column but not in the row allocated for that object. Sez I Its a new row? no, it doesnt work grrrrrrrr.A spreadsheet is a rows and columns that can be manipulated not a lazy fucking way to build a form!!!!
thanx,
bill
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New The previous CIO here,
actually said that he wanted "all applications to use Excel as their user interface for data entry." I.shit.you.not.
bcnu,
Mikem

It would seem, therefore, that the three human impulses embodied in religion are fear, conceit, and hatred. The purpose of religion, one might say, is to give an air of respectibility to these passions. -- Bertrand Russell
New did they ever find the body :-)
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New Rumored to be in Maryland or Delaware ;0)
bcnu,
Mikem

It would seem, therefore, that the three human impulses embodied in religion are fear, conceit, and hatred. The purpose of religion, one might say, is to give an air of respectibility to these passions. -- Bertrand Russell
New Still working an xIO gig, I betcha

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179. I will not outsource core functions.
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New Oh, I can top that
At a certain provider of custom applications for the telco industry, one client decided that these newfangled graphical user interfaces cost too much to develop.

He proposed the creation of a text based "order entry language" that would let the CSRs just do a bunch of typing into a text field and submit it.

Said exec's proposal for this language looked surprisingly like sql insert statements.

It was, fortunately, never developed.



"Whenever you find you are on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect"   --Mark Twain

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New theres a great idea! no sanity checking at all
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New Just spent 4 weeks doing that
Tried to get a little control over the matter. Export an xml file with at least some semblance of structure (columns, dropdowns, data validation, conditional formatting, etc...). The work on the data at their own leisure. Upload the worksheet and it tells them how many rows and cells it can not decipher.

No direct attachment to the database though, as that would be insane!
New Im sure a simple xml form to be filled out in a browser
would be much easier. By the time you layout a complex several paged work book, a layout in html that would populate tags would not take any longer and would eliminate populating cells that shouldnt be populated. A spreadsheet should be used for math not data.
thanx,
bill
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New Tell that to the Accounts.
Already had the stuff in a similar format for online app in the browser. Accountants and various other bean counters seem to only know Excel. The one advantage it does have is being able to go offline for an extended period of time.

Da boss doesn't quite comprehend though why I can't keep the users from doing stupid stuff within excel.
New we need to get into the classroom then
unless there is a dollar amount, any work submitted in a spreadsheet is an automatic fail.
thanx,
bill
All tribal myths are true, for a given value of "true" Terry Pratchett
[link|http://boxleys.blogspot.com/|http://boxleys.blogspot.com/]

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New I'm an enabler.
One of the companies I work for has an archaic system
that runs EVERYTHING. They teach accounting seminars.

The system does reservations, billing, scheduling,
accounting, certificate issues, past due notices, etc.

It is 15 year old, runs in a DOS box, and they have
a love/hate relationship with it.

The core software is called Arev, which is a Pick database
on DOS implemtation.

I HATE IT.

We have explored moving them to a new system, and found
it will run between $80K and $300K. For no payback other
than being assured they have future support.

Since they really haven't had any support for the last 5
years, it's kind of hard to convince them to pay that kind
of money for no ROI. These ARE accountants after all.

So anyway: They have a particular seminar type that can't
be handled based on the current system. So they track it
outside the system, using Excel.

It will cost around $5K to modify the syatem to handle it,
or $10K to write a new system based on the new needs, and
then lay a foundation for growth. The rewrite is really
the best thing to do for the business in the future.

Or, I can hack together a series of Perl scripts to read
and write the Excel file to exctract the data they need
for reporting and update it based on external events.

They KNOW this is wrong, I'm the 1st one to tell them.
And I would make no money on a rewrite, so it is not like
I'm pitching something to make money.

But something tells me they'll pay me to band-aid it and
keep using the spreadsheet, than any alternative.
New PICK on DOS???? Sheesh.
bcnu,
Mikem

It would seem, therefore, that the three human impulses embodied in religion are fear, conceit, and hatred. The purpose of religion, one might say, is to give an air of respectibility to these passions. -- Bertrand Russell
New But, it's Box's wet dream! :)
Alex

The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. -- Bertrand Russell
New nononononono Pick is an OS/DB no DOS required
Just call me Mr. Lynch \\

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New True. But there is uniVerse for *nix.
bcnu,
Mikem

It would seem, therefore, that the three human impulses embodied in religion are fear, conceit, and hatred. The purpose of religion, one might say, is to give an air of respectibility to these passions. -- Bertrand Russell
New Yep, it's still (sort of) the underpinnings for DataStage
Two out of three people wonder where the other one is.
New DataStage?Whazzat; that clone of SAS one used to hear about?
New Google. Ever hear of it?
[link|http://www.ascential.com/products/datastage.html|http://www.ascential...ts/datastage.html]
New I gots ta hear this "Google" from YOU, mr Saline Scrotum?
New Yup
Obviously my Google-Fu is so strong it protects me from the pukey stuff and lets the good tech through!
New Huh?
We're about to purchase DataStage. My uniVerse background is around a decade old. Why do you say that? Did DS grow up on uniVerse or something?
bcnu,
Mikem

It would seem, therefore, that the three human impulses embodied in religion are fear, conceit, and hatred. The purpose of religion, one might say, is to give an air of respectibility to these passions. -- Bertrand Russell
New Yup, uniVerse was where everything was kept. Jobs, logs, etc
Which, for nonuniversians like myself, makes it a right bugger in the few times you have to get into the guts of it to see what it's doing.

Datastage, IMO, is fab. Been using it nearly 5 years now, so lemme know if you need any help.
Two out of three people wonder where the other one is.
New Thanks! I'll remember that ;0)
bcnu,
Mikem

It would seem, therefore, that the three human impulses embodied in religion are fear, conceit, and hatred. The purpose of religion, one might say, is to give an air of respectibility to these passions. -- Bertrand Russell
     when did a spreadsheet become a dataentry form - (boxley) - (23)
         The previous CIO here, - (mmoffitt) - (5)
             did they ever find the body :-) -NT - (boxley) - (2)
                 Rumored to be in Maryland or Delaware ;0) -NT - (mmoffitt) - (1)
                     Still working an xIO gig, I betcha -NT - (Arkadiy)
             Oh, I can top that - (tuberculosis) - (1)
                 theres a great idea! no sanity checking at all -NT - (boxley)
         Just spent 4 weeks doing that - (ChrisR) - (3)
             Im sure a simple xml form to be filled out in a browser - (boxley) - (2)
                 Tell that to the Accounts. - (ChrisR) - (1)
                     we need to get into the classroom then - (boxley)
         I'm an enabler. - (broomberg) - (12)
             PICK on DOS???? Sheesh. -NT - (mmoffitt) - (11)
                 But, it's Box's wet dream! :) -NT - (a6l6e6x) - (10)
                     nononononono Pick is an OS/DB no DOS required -NT - (boxley) - (9)
                         True. But there is uniVerse for *nix. -NT - (mmoffitt) - (8)
                             Yep, it's still (sort of) the underpinnings for DataStage -NT - (Meerkat) - (7)
                                 DataStage?Whazzat; that clone of SAS one used to hear about? -NT - (CRConrad) - (3)
                                     Google. Ever hear of it? - (broomberg) - (2)
                                         I gots ta hear this "Google" from YOU, mr Saline Scrotum? -NT - (CRConrad) - (1)
                                             Yup - (broomberg)
                                 Huh? - (mmoffitt) - (2)
                                     Yup, uniVerse was where everything was kept. Jobs, logs, etc - (Meerkat) - (1)
                                         Thanks! I'll remember that ;0) -NT - (mmoffitt)

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