Post #209,661
6/2/05 3:04:04 PM
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11.
11. Place whole cookie in mouth then use your tongue to push it against the roof of your mouth thus breaking it into at least two pieces. Then take a small amount of milk into your mouth and allow the cookie to just start disentegrating. Quickly begin chewing the mouthful of cookie with milk*.
I suppose that could be considered a mix of 1 and 5.
*(I was eating Oreos this way long before I read Cryptonomicon)
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Post #209,669
6/2/05 3:25:34 PM
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Pervert! :)
He says after finding out he's normal but unimaginative. Hey, it's just a cookie.
Alex
The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. -- Bertrand Russell
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Post #209,674
6/2/05 3:54:18 PM
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Barbarian!
There is no such thing as "just a cookie".
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Post #209,677
6/2/05 3:59:48 PM
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Ever had those low fat things?
Well okay, they're not "just a cookie". More like "barely a cookie".
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Post #209,683
6/2/05 4:18:57 PM
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Low fat Oreos? Shudderingly vile.
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Post #209,684
6/2/05 4:36:49 PM
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OK, not all cookies are created equal! :)
But, macaroons and even [link|http://brands.keebler.com/family/cookies/vienna.jsp|Vienna Fingers] are better than an Oreos. On the other hand, Vanilla Wafers don't rate as well.
Alex
The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. -- Bertrand Russell
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Post #209,763
6/3/05 9:15:19 AM
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I bought 2 cases of GS cookies this year
That may not be enough.
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Post #209,775
6/3/05 12:02:33 PM
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with 12 boxes to the case, that's 1 month's supply.
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Post #209,847
6/4/05 6:42:48 PM
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Re: 1 month's supply.
Each box of GS cookies usually has only 12 to 18 cookies; that's barely a Saturday night movie supply in one box. 2 weeks can wipe out your stockpile.
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