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New Oreo Cookie Personality Test
Psychologists have discovered that the manner in which people eat Oreo cookies provides great insight into their personalities. Choose which method best describes your favorite method of eating Oreos:

1. The whole thing all at once.
2. One bite at a time
3. Slow and methodical nibbles examining the results of each bite afterwards.
4. In little feverous nibbles.
5. Dunked in some liquid (milk, coffee...).
6. Twisted apart, the inside, then the cookie.
7. Twisted apart, the inside, and toss the cookie.
8. Just the cookie, not the inside.
9. I just like to lick them, not eat them.
10.I don't have a favorite way because I don't like Oreos.


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Your Personality:

1. The whole thing:
This means you consume life with abandon, you are fun to be with, exciting, carefree with some hint of recklessness. You are totally irresponsible. No one should trust you with his or her children.

2. One bite at a time:
You are lucky to be one of the 5.4 billion other people who eat their Oreos this very same way. Just like them, you lack imagination, but that's okay, not to worry, you're normal.

3. Slow and Methodical:
You follow the rules. You're very tidy and orderly. You're very meticulous in every detail with every thing you do to the point of being anal retentive and irritating to others. Stay out of the fast lane if you're only going to go the speed limit.

4. Feverous Nibbles:
Your boss likes you because you get your work done quickly. You always have a million things to do and never enough time to do them. Mental breakdowns and suicides run in your family. Valium and Ritalin would do you good.

5. Dunked:
Every one likes you because you are always up beat. You like to sugar coat unpleasant experiences and rationalize bad situations into good ones. You are in total denial about the shambles you call a life. You have a propensity towards narcotic addiction.

6. Twisted apart, the inside, and then the cookie:
You have a highly curious nature. You take pleasure in breaking things apart to find out how they work, though not always able to put them back together, so you destroy all the evidence of your activities. You deny your involvement when things go wrong. You are a compulsive liar and exhibit deviant, if not criminal, behavior.

7. Twisted apart, the inside, and then toss the cookie:
You are good at business and take risk that pay off. You take what you want and throw the rest away. You are greedy, selfish, mean, and lack feelings for others. You should be ashamed of yourself. But that's ok, you don't care, you got yours.

8. Just the cookie, not the inside:
You enjoy pain.

9. I just like to lick them, not eat them:
Stay away from small furry animals and seek professional medical help - immediately.

10. I don't have a favorite way, I don't like Oreos:
You probably come from a rich family, and like to wear nice things, and go to upscale restaurants. You are particular and fussy about the things you buy, own, and wear. Things have to be just right. You like to be pampered. You are a prissy.
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail ... but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"
New 6
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail ... but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"
New 6. but I knew that
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New Generally 10, sometimes 2, then 1.
I'm complicated.

Cheers,
Scott.
New 10!
Rich, prissy and pampered? HA! Not even close.

Particular and fussy I'll accept, though. I've been known to get a tad anal.
Expand Edited by bionerd June 2, 2005, 09:47:53 AM EDT
New ehhh, ehmmm <clears throat>
I know some guys who like that in a chick.....
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Expand Edited by folkert June 2, 2005, 10:28:05 AM EDT
Expand Edited by folkert June 2, 2005, 10:32:15 AM EDT
New Oh for crying out loud!!!!
New innit that usually what they do?
and boy, did THIS thread go OT!
--
Steve
New Were there mercy.. this thread would have been stillborn :(
New Oh, c'mon. My Clarence Thomas thing was good.
bcnu,
Mikem

Eine Leute. Eine Welt. Ein F\ufffdhrer.
God Bless America.
New Generally 2
Unless my wife is sitting next to me and she's got a glass of milk, then 6.
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New 10, but
I'm diabetic so regular consumption of Oreos is a no-no. I do eat ONE every now and again. My wife is a confirmed 6, she has a glass of milk and Oreos 2-3x a week before bed.
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Steve
New So you're not necessarily a 10
I'm diabetic also. But when I DO eat one, I eat it as a 6. :-)
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail ... but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"
New True, generally a 1, then.
--
Steve
New What about
11. Twisting two Oreos apart assembling the one with
the most filling and then eating the extra filled one first
then the empty one

A

PS this seemed easier to do when I was a kid, have Oreos changed?
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New Nah, that's just an anal 6. ;-)
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail ... but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"
New Ever heard of Double Stuffed Oreos?
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New is your puorn filter down agin :-)
All tribal myths are true, for a given value of "true" Terry Pratchett
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New Re: Ever heard of Double Stuffed Oreos?
can do that w/ them too

A
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New 11.
11. Place whole cookie in mouth then use your tongue to push it against the roof of your mouth thus breaking it into at least two pieces. Then take a small amount of milk into your mouth and allow the cookie to just start disentegrating. Quickly begin chewing the mouthful of cookie with milk*.

I suppose that could be considered a mix of 1 and 5.





*(I was eating Oreos this way long before I read Cryptonomicon)
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"In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for. As for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican."
-- H. L. Mencken

Support our troops, Impeach Bush.
D. D. Richards
New Pervert! :)
He says after finding out he's normal but unimaginative. Hey, it's just a cookie.
Alex

The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. -- Bertrand Russell
New Barbarian!
There is no such thing as "just a cookie".
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"In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for. As for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican."
-- H. L. Mencken

Support our troops, Impeach Bush.
D. D. Richards
New Ever had those low fat things?
Well okay, they're not "just a cookie". More like "barely a cookie".
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New Low fat Oreos? Shudderingly vile.
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"In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for. As for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican."
-- H. L. Mencken

Support our troops, Impeach Bush.
D. D. Richards
New OK, not all cookies are created equal! :)
But, macaroons and even [link|http://brands.keebler.com/family/cookies/vienna.jsp|Vienna Fingers] are better than an Oreos. On the other hand, Vanilla Wafers don't rate as well.
Alex

The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. -- Bertrand Russell
New I bought 2 cases of GS cookies this year
That may not be enough.
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"In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for. As for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican."
-- H. L. Mencken

Support our troops, Impeach Bush.
D. D. Richards
New with 12 boxes to the case, that's 1 month's supply.
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail ... but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"
New Re: 1 month's supply.
Each box of GS cookies usually has only 12 to 18 cookies; that's barely a Saturday night movie supply in one box. 2 weeks can wipe out your stockpile.
lincoln
"Until the revolution, we are only useful for our private information and our money."
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New 12.
Carefully twist them apart.
Eat the half that does not have the cream.
Slowy nibble away the cookie under the cream, until there is a small cookie base covered by a wide area of cream.
Fold the cream in, over the cookie base, as it is about to fall off.
Repeat nibble and fold.
When there is a bit of cookie left, under a tower of cream, eat the hole thing in 1 bite.

And BTW: I'm considering changing my name to Tad.
New 10 -- you call that sorry excuse a cookie??
Have fun,
Carl Forde
New What's an 'Oreo'?
New Justice Clarence Thomas.
bcnu,
Mikem

Eine Leute. Eine Welt. Ein F\ufffdhrer.
God Bless America.
New 10. Why waste time on Oreos? Have you never had a TimTam?
Two out of three people wonder where the other one is.
     Oreo Cookie Personality Test - (jbrabeck) - (32)
         6 -NT - (jbrabeck) - (1)
             6. but I knew that -NT - (boxley)
         Generally 10, sometimes 2, then 1. - (Another Scott)
         10! - (bionerd) - (5)
             ehhh, ehmmm <clears throat> - (folkert) - (4)
                 Oh for crying out loud!!!! -NT - (bionerd) - (3)
                     innit that usually what they do? - (Steve Lowe) - (2)
                         Were there mercy.. this thread would have been stillborn :( -NT - (Ashton) - (1)
                             Oh, c'mon. My Clarence Thomas thing was good. -NT - (mmoffitt)
         Generally 2 - (drewk)
         10, but - (Steve Lowe) - (2)
             So you're not necessarily a 10 - (jbrabeck) - (1)
                 True, generally a 1, then. -NT - (Steve Lowe)
         What about - (andread) - (4)
             Nah, that's just an anal 6. ;-) -NT - (jbrabeck)
             Ever heard of Double Stuffed Oreos? -NT - (folkert) - (2)
                 is your puorn filter down agin :-) -NT - (boxley)
                 Re: Ever heard of Double Stuffed Oreos? - (andread)
         11. - (Silverlock) - (8)
             Pervert! :) - (a6l6e6x) - (7)
                 Barbarian! - (Silverlock) - (6)
                     Ever had those low fat things? - (drewk) - (1)
                         Low fat Oreos? Shudderingly vile. -NT - (Silverlock)
                     OK, not all cookies are created equal! :) - (a6l6e6x) - (3)
                         I bought 2 cases of GS cookies this year - (Silverlock) - (2)
                             with 12 boxes to the case, that's 1 month's supply. -NT - (jbrabeck) - (1)
                                 Re: 1 month's supply. - (lincoln)
         12. - (broomberg)
         10 -- you call that sorry excuse a cookie?? -NT - (cforde)
         What's an 'Oreo'? -NT - (Ashton) - (1)
             Justice Clarence Thomas. -NT - (mmoffitt)
         10. Why waste time on Oreos? Have you never had a TimTam? -NT - (Meerkat)

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