Onomatopoetic dactylitis indeed. Besides,

My meter was sweeter
And not so jejeune
Thou sayest no neater
Sans even a spoon

[link|http://www.dunx.org/mc/pilgrims/16/image_00497.html|Cackle.. Cackle..]

Bad bad malraux.. a Distraction hast thou wrought.
Such a compact Isle.. All those delicious Places and, they can hop on a clean, fast *train* to get from John O'Groats to Lands End.. in a trice. :(

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And attend such peripatetic floating operas as

[link|http://www.pigsear.org.uk/festival.html|The Pigs Ear Beer Festival!]

Going on Right Now! Oh! the inhumanity (and vanity)
..and all we get is this Crummy Tea-Skirt.

OK, guess I have to adsorb some more of this Mornington \ufffd Madness anon - thought it was about topology played with Underground stations n'stuff, but I see these are deeply aberrant weirdos.. why, some might be Kinfolk!



Ashtoniensis