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Post #20,435
by admin
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12/5/01 11:23:42 PM
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New Re: Prose police report. Admin.
Alas, that I might
join in with this fight.
But to say "yes I'll bite";
it just would not be right.

For we joust, mon ami,
most dangerously.
And I won't pay the fee
that this requires of me.

I hope to restrain
this horrid refrain,
to my ear it's a bane
and they'll all soon complain.

I won't shift the blame;
I picked up the game.
But for ears we did maim,
foul Ashton's the name!
Rearguards,

-scott anderson
Post #20,446
by Ashton
12/6/01 2:30:11 AM
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New \ufffd\ufffd\ufffd
It all seems obtuse
(no real excuse)
In fact kinda loose
um, just like a goose?

Not much of a flame
(maim's hardly urbane)
While it does beat profane
You just got no shame

Best skip lugubrious
(it's not so salubrious)
I'll not be felonious
Remember Thelonious

Monk-fish is spicy
(it's now getting dicey)
Your fee's a bit pricey
And more might seem icy



Au Reservoir,

Ashton
I'd never steal LRPD's other car!
(Besides, it wouldn't start.. Har!)
Post #20,462
by admin
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12/6/01 9:09:42 AM
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New LRPD: Danger, Will Robinson! Danger!
Tsk tsk... watch your syllable count, Ashton... I very carefully laid out the 4-line beat metric pattern...

Maybe more this weekend when I'm not at work... ;-)
Regards,

-scott anderson
Post #20,463
by admin
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12/6/01 9:14:16 AM
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New In the meantime, you might enjoy:
[link|http://www.dunx.org/cgi-bin/forum?forum=game00078&tail=40&displayStyle=default|The Orange Mornington Crescent Difficult Poetry Hour]

Only a single entry by yours truly, but the game seems to have petered out...
Regards,

-scott anderson
Post #20,522
by Ashton
12/6/01 5:09:18 PM
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New What Ho! malraux, in furbelow
Onomatopoetic dactylitis indeed. Besides,

My meter was sweeter
And not so jejeune
Thou sayest no neater
Sans even a spoon

[link|http://www.dunx.org/mc/pilgrims/16/image_00497.html|Cackle.. Cackle..]

Bad bad malraux.. a Distraction hast thou wrought.
Such a compact Isle.. All those delicious Places and, they can hop on a clean, fast *train* to get from John O'Groats to Lands End.. in a trice. :(

{sob}

And attend such peripatetic floating operas as

[link|http://www.pigsear.org.uk/festival.html|The Pigs Ear Beer Festival!]

Going on Right Now! Oh! the inhumanity (and vanity)
..and all we get is this Crummy Tea-Skirt.

OK, guess I have to adsorb some more of this Mornington \ufffd Madness anon - thought it was about topology played with Underground stations n'stuff, but I see these are deeply aberrant weirdos.. why, some might be Kinfolk!



Ashtoniensis
     A year ago... - (inthane-chan) - (22) - Dec. 3, 2001, 01:51:44 PM EST
         Nice. Thanks for that. -NT - (Steve Lowe) - Dec. 3, 2001, 02:00:39 PM EST
         What, a year already? Still hurts like it were yesterday :-( -NT - (CRConrad) - (1) - Dec. 3, 2001, 03:04:45 PM EST
             Losing a friend like that takes time to get over - (orion) - Dec. 3, 2001, 04:34:06 PM EST
         Islands in the net - (wharris2) - (18) - Dec. 3, 2001, 09:27:06 PM EST
             Take care of yourself - (mhuber) - (17) - Dec. 4, 2001, 01:29:59 AM EST
                 Not a good year for me either - (orion) - (16) - Dec. 4, 2001, 10:51:02 PM EST
                     I like your new sig :-) -NT - (Steve Lowe) - (15) - Dec. 5, 2001, 01:11:07 AM EST
                         Well spotted. - (static) - (14) - Dec. 5, 2001, 04:31:18 AM EST
                             Almost like a poem - (orion) - (13) - Dec. 5, 2001, 10:41:01 AM EST
                                 Do that. - (inthane-chan) - (12) - Dec. 5, 2001, 01:29:47 PM EST
                                     Where to post them? - (orion) - (11) - Dec. 5, 2001, 03:49:56 PM EST
                                         Just not in the Prose forum. - (mhuber) - (9) - Dec. 5, 2001, 07:47:55 PM EST
                                             Prose police report. Admin. - (Ashton) - (8) - Dec. 5, 2001, 08:29:09 PM EST
                                                 Re: Prose police report. Admin. - (admin) - (4) - Dec. 5, 2001, 11:23:42 PM EST
                                                     \ufffd\ufffd\ufffd - (Ashton) - (3) - Dec. 6, 2001, 02:30:11 AM EST
                                                         LRPD: Danger, Will Robinson! Danger! - (admin) - Dec. 6, 2001, 09:09:42 AM EST
                                                         In the meantime, you might enjoy: - (admin) - (1) - Dec. 6, 2001, 09:14:16 AM EST
                                                             What Ho! malraux, in furbelow - (Ashton) - Dec. 6, 2001, 05:09:18 PM EST
                                                 Reach yourself, bub - (drewk) - (2) - Dec. 6, 2001, 01:09:34 PM EST
                                                     ROFL!!! -NT - (static) - Dec. 7, 2001, 07:27:10 PM EST
                                                     LRPD: IWETHEY's Terrible Horde of Epicyclic Yammerers. -NT - (Ashton) - Dec. 7, 2001, 09:06:35 PM EST
                                         I'd suggest either here or Open. - (static) - Dec. 6, 2001, 05:19:49 AM EST

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