A newpaper editor once told a headline writer, "You get to use three exclamation points in headlines in your career. Keep in mind you never know when aliens are going to land. So don't waste them."

I feel the same about the word "egregious". There just aren't that many places it's appropriate. But that page was the most egregious display of egregiosity I've ever seen.

There. That's two. I've got one left.