Nope, its my login
There's an "onboarding" system that managers fill out for new hires - it presents you with half a dozen candidate logins based on your first and last name that are guaranteed to be unique. I have no idea what the algorithm is.
"Whenever you find you are on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect" --Mark Twain
"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." --Albert Einstein
"This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mental losses." --George W. Bush