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Post #197,034

by folkert

3/3/05 1:04:40 PM

It is like this:

Primary site has <insert disaster>
Open a Retail Box marked "6 steps to a Miracle, in 10 minutes"©
Sprinkle new and improved "Fairy Dust"™ throughout primary site...
Open can marked "Miracle in a Can"™ spray around on dust from previous step.
Goto nearest major body of water, Part it, for vendor train of goods
Stack all hardware in the primary site
Push the silvery button on "Miracle in a Can"™
Wait ten minutes, open door.
Everything is restored and functional

The only thing you have to worry about is getting your Vendors the same Kit you bought, so they can produce your needed items quickly.

No matter how much Microsoft supporters whine about how Linux and other operating systems have just as many bugs as their operating systems do, the bottom line is that the serious, gut-wrenching problems happen on Windows, not on Linux, not on Mac OS. -- [link|http://www.eweek.com/article2/0,1759,1622086,00.asp|source]

I've recently signed up for a deathmarch. - (broomberg) - (27) - March 1, 2005, 10:39:53 PM EST

Luck! I think you'll need it. :-( -NT - (Another Scott) - March 1, 2005, 10:46:46 PM EST

reverse engineer - (boxley) - (1) - March 1, 2005, 10:49:55 PM EST

HEHEHEH - (broomberg) - March 1, 2005, 11:05:12 PM EST

I know you like pain - (ben_tilly) - March 1, 2005, 11:09:21 PM EST

Been there - (tuberculosis) - (1) - Aug. 21, 2007, 05:44:44 AM EDT

I did that once. - (static) - March 3, 2005, 01:34:19 AM EST

volunteered for this? - (cforde) - (1) - March 2, 2005, 02:57:56 AM EST

Not exactly - (broomberg) - March 2, 2005, 06:43:12 AM EST

Parse Error - (pwhysall) - (1) - March 2, 2005, 03:43:03 AM EST

Deathmatch? - (broomberg) - March 2, 2005, 06:32:27 AM EST

Oh, man. - (imric) - (8) - March 2, 2005, 06:56:50 AM EST

No it wasn't. - (broomberg) - (7) - March 2, 2005, 06:45:05 PM EST

Again, I hate COBOL. -NT - (imric) - (2) - March 2, 2005, 06:51:39 PM EST

Oh, that's not COBOL. I can write that kind of code in Java. - (Arkadiy) - (1) - March 3, 2005, 09:33:43 AM EST

That KIND of code, sure. - (imric) - March 3, 2005, 09:49:49 AM EST

That looks like some of my QuickBASIC code. :-/ -NT - (Another Scott) - March 3, 2005, 09:37:31 AM EST

Now I see why it's a bear to maintain.... - (gdaustin) - (2) - March 12, 2005, 11:06:12 AM EST

Now??? - (broomberg) - (1) - March 12, 2005, 11:55:47 AM EST

No.. I stopped coding like that 10 years ago.... - (gdaustin) - March 12, 2005, 12:11:41 PM EST

Need some help? - (jbrabeck) - (7) - March 3, 2005, 07:20:58 AM EST

*Can* never be, or *hopefully* will never be? - (drewk) - (5) - March 3, 2005, 11:51:28 AM EST

I'll keep it simple - (jbrabeck) - (4) - March 3, 2005, 05:10:42 PM EST

bbb ... b ... b .. bb ... bbbbb ... - (drewk) - (2) - March 3, 2005, 12:26:26 PM EST

It is like this: - (folkert) - March 3, 2005, 01:04:40 PM EST

That's plural... Miracles. Greg got it in his post. -NT - (jbrabeck) - March 3, 2005, 05:11:39 PM EST

Send an email to the admin - (broomberg) - March 3, 2005, 06:21:51 PM EST

Disaster Recovery - (gdaustin) - March 12, 2005, 12:07:57 PM EST

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