Post #196,757
3/1/05 9:09:12 AM
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Wisconsin man accused of having sex with calves
NEILLSVILLE, Wis. -- A 63-year-old man is charged with sexual gratification with an animal for allegedly having sex with calves.
Harold G. Hart, of Neillsville, allegedly told police that he routinely stopped at a Greenwood farm, usually after bar closing or on trips to strip clubs near Marshfield or Neillsville.
[link|http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-calf01.html|source] Who here keeps saying that the water in St. Louis makes Missourians do strange things? You'll say they're normal compared to this.
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Post #196,764
3/1/05 10:04:01 AM
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Hmmm........cows
At least somebody is getting laid.
"I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers."
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Post #196,854
3/1/05 9:25:12 PM
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you need to get to a laundramat, steal a mans dirty shirt
take it home, put it over your eyes, sniff the aroma and fire up one of these babies [link|http://kenstwistedmind.com/custom.htm|http://kenstwistedmind.com/custom.htm] thanx, bill
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Post #196,857
3/1/05 9:32:26 PM
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It goes without saying that ^^^ is NSFW....
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Post #196,860
3/1/05 9:36:55 PM
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dont click on links with twistedmind in the url at work
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Post #196,861
3/1/05 9:38:01 PM
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You kidding? That's just plain *not safe*
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Post #196,863
3/1/05 9:39:30 PM
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naw, saw it on hbo, they have a spa that women "come" to
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Post #196,895
3/2/05 8:57:04 AM
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Cant afford one of those babies
And a dirty shirt doesnt sound very enticing.
"I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers."
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Post #196,948
3/2/05 7:45:49 PM
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umm er,the humor thingy?
stinky smelly guy mechanically pumping with no imagination, reminding you of what you are missing :-) thanx, bill
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Post #196,962
3/2/05 10:15:37 PM
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Eeeuwww, Box. Just eeuuww.
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Post #196,769
3/1/05 10:32:20 AM
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What's wrong with calves?
I mean, some people have foot fetishes...
OH. THAT kind of calves. Never mind...
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Post #196,779
3/1/05 12:23:53 PM
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Better the calf than an old cow ;-)
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail ... but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"
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Post #196,804
3/1/05 3:00:43 PM
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Probably picked the ugliest one in the whole herd!
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Post #196,820
3/1/05 4:25:36 PM
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Who? The calf? Agree.
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail ... but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"
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