NSFW
Start here:
[link|http://www.livejournal.com/users/wookiepocket/72777.html|http://www.livejourn...pocket/72777.html]
Be sure to read the comments before reading the next entry.
Goes on for a week or so.
One of my favorite quotes:
7. i've looked at several objects today and had the distinct though of "i could fuck that". said objects so far have included a toll booth, a binder clip, my shoes, a spiral notebook. i'm not sure how i would actually go about fucking these things, but i am willing to give it a try.