Post #190,984
1/20/05 12:48:23 PM
1/20/05 1:02:23 PM
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Bloody hell.
Jingo much?
And you're not even American, eh!
Look. Here's the deal.
I don't give a shit about what happened in 1939 (hint: It wasn't American involvement in the war) in this context. I am grateful to the members of all allied forces of whatever stripe for their sacrifice, but that's by the bye, because none of them are here, unless one ZIWTer is somewhat older than I think he is :-)
I'm going to take the piss out of Americans (loud shirts, fat, bad beer, hollywood, nu metl, rude, ignorant, wooooo), Canadians (lefties, snow, moosefuckers, Celine Dion, eh), and Australians (criminals, Neighbours, Prisoner Cell Block H, bad beer, Kylie, roofuckers, mate), and Kiwis (not as good as Australians, sheepfuckers) until I die. If the best comeback they (you?) have got is "But we saved your arse in WW2" (doubtful, I tend to give Comrade Stalin the credit for crushing the 3rd Reich, meself), then I'm minded of a couple of things:
1. They (you) haven't had a country very long, and they're still getting used to it.
2. Grow a sense of humour.
3. The French still look better, smell better, eat better, and saved YOUR arse. V. dodgy europop, though.
Peter
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Edited by pwhysall
Jan. 20, 2005, 01:02:23 PM EST
Bloody hell.
Jingo much?
And you're not even American, eh!
Look. Here's the deal.
I don't give a shit about what happened in 1939 (hint: It wasn't American involvement in the war). I am grateful to the members of all allied forces of whatever stripe for their sacrifice.
I'm going to take the piss out of Americans (loud shirts, fat, bad beer, hollywood, nu metl, rude, ignorant), Canadians (lefties, snow, moosefuckers, Celine Dion, eh), and Australians (criminals, Neighbours, Prisoner Cell Block H, bad beer, Kylie, roofuckers, mate), and Kiwis (not as good as Australians, sheepfuckers) until I die. If the best comeback they (you?) have got is "But we saved your arse in WW2" (doubtful, I tend to give Comrade Stalin the credit for crushing the 3rd Reich, meself), then I'm minded of a couple of things:
1. They (you) haven't had a country very long, and they're still getting used to it.
2. Grow a sense of humour.
3. The French still look better, smell better, eat better, and saved YOUR arse. V. dodgy europop, though.
Peter
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Post #190,987
1/20/05 1:10:33 PM
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Yeah, Iraqis show the benefits of having an old country. Eh?
You're just jealous because we have the [link|http://www.roadtripamerica.com/places/havasu.htm|London Bridge].
:-p
Cheers,
Scott.
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Post #190,988
1/20/05 1:13:30 PM
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Teehee
I might buy it back when I visit the US in the summer, if the exchange rate keeps going the way it's going :)
Peter
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Post #190,990
1/20/05 1:15:07 PM
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Still looking for attractive women, I see. ;)
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Post #190,991
1/20/05 1:15:50 PM
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Yeah. I used all yours up :)
Peter
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Post #190,992
1/20/05 1:16:40 PM
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Then why come here?
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Post #190,997
1/20/05 1:22:28 PM
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To talk to ugly men about computers and beer.
Peter
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Post #190,993
1/20/05 1:16:41 PM
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Go right ahead
the shipping charges will kill you.
Try sending that by FedEx...
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Post #190,996
1/20/05 1:22:13 PM
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Never mind that
What about getting it past the operatives of Overwatch^WThe Department Of Homeland Security?
Peter
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Post #190,989
1/20/05 1:13:43 PM
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Even I laugh at that one...
...'cause you just KNOW they thought they were buying the Tower Bridge.
*chuckle*
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