Sheesh.
I didn't say *you* had to drink it. You could drink whatever you want, but the only alcohol I consume these days is Foster's. Preferably from my kegerator in my basement, but I'll drink it from the cans when out. I don't know what happens to it when they put it in a bottle, but it tastes like shit from a bottle. Draft is best, oil cans are okay.
And I don't buy the "but you can't buy it here". Hell, every Applebee's sells Foster's in the oil can. Not that Applebee's is a pub, but Foster's is almost universally available, even in chains like Applebee's, Joe's Crab Shack, etc.
