Here is an idea for a law
Let's require every menu or advertizing to display two additional pictures: that of 107 grams of congealed cold beef fat, and 107 grams of human fat tissue. Same picture quality required. In the restorant itself, show those items in 3D, real cooking fat and simulated fat tissue, a la MyPetFat.com
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This guy's ahead of his time! He's using quantum programming methods: in universes where invalid data is passed to this function, it does not return. Thus you are ensured that you will only have valid data after calling it. Optimally you'd destroy the universe on failure, but computers haven't quite advanced to that level yet.
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