What I wanted to be was a fly on the wall for those

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Post #182,762

by Arkadiy

11/4/04 10:10:28 AM

What I wanted to be was a fly on the wall for those

cabinet meetings. And I get to be Secreatry of Interior. What a promotion. But, in all honesty, I'd rather take INS, thank you very much.

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-- [link|http://thedailywtf.com/archive/2004/10/26/2920.aspx|The] Daily WTF

For your approval (or not): The 2008 IWeThey Ticket. - (Another Scott) - (62) - Nov. 3, 2004, 10:39:08 PM EST

! -NT - (admin) - Nov. 3, 2004, 10:27:12 PM EST

Me! - (jbrabeck) - (1) - Nov. 3, 2004, 10:27:38 PM EST

:-) - (Another Scott) - Nov. 3, 2004, 10:32:35 PM EST

I'm an ambassador! - (pwhysall) - (4) - Nov. 3, 2004, 10:30:40 PM EST

Course, rather than recruiting us, you'd have to move here. -NT - (Another Scott) - (1) - Nov. 3, 2004, 10:34:18 PM EST

Nah. - (pwhysall) - Nov. 3, 2004, 10:43:09 PM EST

whats the iron rock? -NT - (daemon) - (1) - Nov. 3, 2004, 10:44:01 PM EST

D'oh! - (Another Scott) - Nov. 4, 2004, 12:36:39 AM EST

?! - (drewk) - (20) - Nov. 3, 2004, 10:39:54 PM EST

You've been put where you can do least harm. -NT - (pwhysall) - (17) - Nov. 3, 2004, 10:41:27 PM EST

?!?!?!?! - (rcareaga) - (1) - Nov. 3, 2004, 10:53:42 PM EST

Have a Ferrero Rocher. - (pwhysall) - Nov. 3, 2004, 10:56:53 PM EST

Ha! - (Another Scott) - (14) - Nov. 3, 2004, 11:02:24 PM EST

You missed Ferrero Rocher off my list. -NT - (pwhysall) - Nov. 3, 2004, 11:05:00 PM EST

by all means - (rcareaga) - (11) - Nov. 3, 2004, 11:11:11 PM EST

Okay. - (Another Scott) - (10) - Nov. 4, 2004, 12:12:31 AM EST

Thank you. I accept :-) -NT - (mmoffitt) - Nov. 4, 2004, 09:59:20 AM EST

Wow! Nicely done - (jb4) - Nov. 4, 2004, 12:57:26 PM EST

I stumbly - er - humbly accept :) -NT - (deSitter) - Nov. 4, 2004, 12:58:49 PM EST

Ok. That was grand! - (folkert) - Nov. 4, 2004, 06:14:23 PM EST

Nice. - (inthane-chan) - Nov. 4, 2004, 06:36:38 PM EST

What's the pay scale? - (Silverlock) - (3) - Nov. 5, 2004, 09:38:41 AM EST

Why volunteer of course. You live on the bribes & kickbacks -NT - (jbrabeck) - Nov. 5, 2004, 09:43:11 AM EST

$157k for Chief of Staff. Long hours though. - (Another Scott) - (1) - Nov. 5, 2004, 10:09:39 AM EST

Had to relook at a couple - (jbrabeck) - Nov. 5, 2004, 10:28:42 AM EST

thanks,,,position accepted! - (slugbug) - Nov. 6, 2004, 12:13:45 PM EST

NOT! -NT - (lincoln) - Nov. 4, 2004, 06:57:01 PM EST

Must also completely agree w/ BeeP as Sec. of Commerce! -NT - (jb4) - (1) - Nov. 4, 2004, 12:50:30 PM EST

Probably the only job.. - (bepatient) - Nov. 4, 2004, 01:29:13 PM EST

nope I want BAFT as well -NT - (daemon) - (3) - Nov. 3, 2004, 10:42:43 PM EST

You can have that too. - (broomberg) - Nov. 13, 2004, 09:49:05 AM EST

That's under the DOJ - Brandioch's domain. - (Another Scott) - (1) - Nov. 13, 2004, 10:03:30 AM EST

yabut hoover was "under" kennedy too :-) -NT - (daemon) - Nov. 15, 2004, 07:53:08 PM EST

Not sure whether to feel slighted or pleased... - (Yendor) - (4) - Nov. 3, 2004, 11:24:57 PM EST

Sorta feel the same way - (Nightowl) - (1) - Nov. 3, 2004, 11:42:26 PM EST

:-) - (Another Scott) - Nov. 4, 2004, 12:20:18 AM EST

Sorry. I don't know too much about you. - (Another Scott) - (1) - Nov. 4, 2004, 12:17:17 AM EST

What Mike understands is "sporks". -NT - (pwhysall) - Nov. 4, 2004, 12:21:38 AM EST

Well, I'm not there - (Nightowl) - Nov. 3, 2004, 11:41:12 PM EST

What I wanted to be was a fly on the wall for those - (Arkadiy) - Nov. 4, 2004, 10:10:28 AM EST

Press Secretary? - (lincoln) - (1) - Nov. 4, 2004, 06:55:04 PM EST

:-) I calls em as I sees em. Waiting for alternate lists. -NT - (Another Scott) - Nov. 4, 2004, 07:11:38 PM EST

Do you have to be a US resident? :-) - (static) - (1) - Nov. 4, 2004, 08:06:56 PM EST

Eventually. - (Another Scott) - Nov. 4, 2004, 08:17:40 PM EST

A *cough* minor omission - - (Ashton) - (1) - Nov. 12, 2004, 04:58:06 AM EST

<blush> -NT - (Another Scott) - Nov. 13, 2004, 09:14:21 AM EST

Rehashed... - (folkert) - (15) - Nov. 13, 2004, 11:16:17 AM EST

I protest! :) - (a6l6e6x) - (1) - Nov. 13, 2004, 12:48:22 PM EST

Oh... no no no no no... - (folkert) - Nov. 13, 2004, 03:44:07 PM EST

Okay, I'll bite - (Nightowl) - (5) - Nov. 13, 2004, 12:58:26 PM EST

Because you're the wild card - (ChrisR) - (4) - Nov. 13, 2004, 02:39:44 PM EST

Gosh... take all the FUN out of it. - (folkert) - Nov. 13, 2004, 03:25:25 PM EST

Hmmmm pondering this - (Nightowl) - (2) - Nov. 13, 2004, 11:07:42 PM EST

It is because you are the obligatory... - (folkert) - (1) - Nov. 14, 2004, 09:55:25 AM EST

Hehehe, I get it now - (Nightowl) - Nov. 14, 2004, 01:20:49 PM EST

You know normally... - (ben_tilly) - (1) - Nov. 13, 2004, 08:36:50 PM EST

I understand exactly what... - (folkert) - Nov. 13, 2004, 10:27:41 PM EST

To keep up with the new economy... - (ChrisR) - (3) - Nov. 13, 2004, 10:43:03 PM EST

Can't be that low... - (folkert) - (2) - Nov. 14, 2004, 09:57:37 AM EST

LOL! -NT - (slugbug) - Nov. 14, 2004, 11:39:36 AM EST

Internetwit? -NT - (Ashton) - Nov. 15, 2004, 12:21:29 AM EST

Well, I'm disappointed - (jb4) - Nov. 17, 2004, 09:25:19 AM EST

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