On the other other paw, I would like to say in response to:
"On the other paw, if you meant that nobody with a chance of winning has said anything that was worth a nanosecond of anybody's time, you probably have a point."
Not quite accurate, my concerned (and perhaps already polarized) buckeye, for you see; one of the two no talent lying disingenous monkey fuck ass clowns is going to win... It's guaranteed, it's either Yale or Yale this time. I can't say that I could diffentiate the sacks of steaming manure produced from either party as being worth a nanosecond of anyone's time. I find it all offensive as hell and feel sorry for the poor appalachian-americans who are being subjected to it. I think you and your brother and sister Ohio'ns (Ohion's?) should be reimbursed by both parties for the abuse they have been put through...
In any case, thank Dog Tuesday is less than a week away.