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Post #181,196
by deSitter
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10/27/04 1:11:04 PM
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New What really gets to you..
..is the stunned and shocked faces of the onlookers:

[link|http://home.att.net/~songs2/Jumper.jpg|Suicide jumper]
-drl
Post #181,200
by Another Scott
10/27/04 1:16:34 PM
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New !
Post #181,201
by Yendor
10/27/04 1:17:41 PM
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New Sicko
-YendorMike

"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
- Benjamin Franklin, 1759 Historical Review of Pennsylvania
Post #181,204
by a6l6e6x
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10/27/04 1:20:52 PM
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New Eggsactly!
Alex
In politics, what begins in fear usually ends in folly. -- Samuel Taylor Coleridge, poet (1772-1834)
Post #181,286
by Ashton
10/27/04 6:44:06 PM
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New Seemed a respectful ovation..
Post #181,355
by pwhysall
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10/28/04 12:30:25 AM
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New Didn't seem all that funny ova here.

Peter
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Post #181,357
by drewk
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10/28/04 12:37:17 AM
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New Subject matter isn't something we should yolk about
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Post #181,370
by Ashton
10/28/04 6:38:03 AM
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New Perhaps we should send the survivors a photo albumin
Post #181,374
by Another Scott
10/28/04 8:30:21 AM
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New It would be a nice memorial. He was a good egg.
Post #181,376
by imric
10/28/04 8:45:06 AM
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New And now he's just eggtoplasm.
Imric's Tips for Living
  • Paranoia Is a Survival Trait
  • Pessimists are never disappointed - but sometimes, if they are very lucky, they can be pleasantly surprised...
  • Even though everyone is out to get you, it doesn't matter unless you let them win.


Nothing is as simple as it seems in the beginning,
As hopeless as it seems in the middle,
Or as finished as it seems in the end.
 
 
Post #181,379
by Yendor
10/28/04 8:51:42 AM
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New He was just being shellfish
-YendorMike

"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
- Benjamin Franklin, 1759 Historical Review of Pennsylvania
Post #181,387
by static
10/28/04 9:37:59 AM
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New These puns are a little raw. :-)

Is it enough to love
Is it enough to breathe
Somebody rip my heart out
And leave me here to bleed
 
Is it enough to die
Somebody save my life
I'd rather be Anything but Ordinary
Please

-- "Anything but Ordinary" by Avril Lavigne.
Post #181,389
by deSitter
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10/28/04 9:45:51 AM
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New Omletting that one go.
-drl
Post #181,391
by static
10/28/04 9:47:51 AM
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New Was it a bit fowl?

Is it enough to love
Is it enough to breathe
Somebody rip my heart out
And leave me here to bleed
 
Is it enough to die
Somebody save my life
I'd rather be Anything but Ordinary
Please

-- "Anything but Ordinary" by Avril Lavigne.
Post #181,435
by pwhysall
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10/28/04 12:15:01 PM
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New Now you're just being cockettish.

Peter
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Post #181,457
by bepatient
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10/28/04 1:09:42 PM
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New Odd, I'm herring eggzactly the same thing.
If you push something hard enough, it will fall over. Fudd's First Law of Opposition

[link|mailto:bepatient@aol.com|BePatient]
Post #181,465
by pwhysall
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10/28/04 1:38:45 PM
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New Just keep carping on, ya big chicken. I dare ya.

Peter
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Post #181,475
by drewk
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10/28/04 1:53:41 PM
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New Sounds like a Humpty threat to me
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Post #181,479
by pwhysall
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10/28/04 2:00:26 PM
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New You might think you're a big fish around here...

Peter
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Post #181,484
by drewk
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10/28/04 2:08:42 PM
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New You're just trying to start a roe
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Post #181,486
by pwhysall
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10/28/04 2:20:24 PM
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New You cod say that.

Peter
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Post #181,490
by bepatient
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10/28/04 2:27:43 PM
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New Watch it, I'll catch you with a left hook, you shrimp!
If you push something hard enough, it will fall over. Fudd's First Law of Opposition

[link|mailto:bepatient@aol.com|BePatient]
Post #181,491
by inthane-chan
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10/28/04 2:28:40 PM
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New Letting your tempura get the batter of you again, eh?
Post #181,492
by bepatient
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10/28/04 2:31:37 PM
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New general tso what?
If you push something hard enough, it will fall over. Fudd's First Law of Opposition

[link|mailto:bepatient@aol.com|BePatient]
Post #181,495
by drewk
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10/28/04 2:34:31 PM
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New I gotta call my wife, sushi can read this
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Post #181,503
by Another Scott
10/28/04 2:43:34 PM
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New She'll say, "Make 7-Up Yours!"
Please let this thread die soon.

Cheers,
Scott.
Post #181,506
by drewk
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10/28/04 2:46:23 PM
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New It'll never die, though it might be sharkived
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Post #181,507
by drewk
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10/28/04 2:46:55 PM
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New Okay, I admit it, I was floundering for a comeback
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Post #181,529
by folkert
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10/28/04 4:24:51 PM
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New What a caviar attitude, how can you shell it out that way?
--
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No matter how much Microsoft supporters whine about how Linux and other operating systems have just as many bugs as their operating systems do, the bottom line is that the serious, gut-wrenching problems happen on Windows, not on Linux, not on Mac OS. -- [link|http://www.eweek.com/article2/0,1759,1622086,00.asp|source]
Here is an example: [link|http://www.greymagic.com/security/advisories/gm001-ie/|Executing arbitrary commands without Active Scripting or ActiveX when using Windows]
Post #181,504
by bepatient
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10/28/04 2:44:31 PM
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New can she carry a tuna? We need some music!
If you push something hard enough, it will fall over. Fudd's First Law of Opposition

[link|mailto:bepatient@aol.com|BePatient]
Post #181,508
by deSitter
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10/28/04 2:48:36 PM
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New Phish! Tommy Roe!
-drl
Post #181,513
by bepatient
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10/28/04 3:22:07 PM
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New Rousing rendition of Salmon Chanted Evening!
If you push something hard enough, it will fall over. Fudd's First Law of Opposition

[link|mailto:bepatient@aol.com|BePatient]
     What really gets to you.. - (deSitter) - (31) - Oct. 27, 2004, 01:11:04 PM EDT
         ! -NT - (Another Scott) - Oct. 27, 2004, 01:16:34 PM EDT
         Sicko -NT - (Yendor) - (29) - Oct. 27, 2004, 01:17:41 PM EDT
             Eggsactly! -NT - (a6l6e6x) - (28) - Oct. 27, 2004, 01:20:52 PM EDT
                 Seemed a respectful ovation.. -NT - (Ashton) - (27) - Oct. 27, 2004, 06:44:06 PM EDT
                     Didn't seem all that funny ova here. -NT - (pwhysall) - (26) - Oct. 28, 2004, 12:30:25 AM EDT
                         Subject matter isn't something we should yolk about -NT - (drewk) - (25) - Oct. 28, 2004, 12:37:17 AM EDT
                             Perhaps we should send the survivors a photo albumin -NT - (Ashton) - (24) - Oct. 28, 2004, 06:38:03 AM EDT
                                 It would be a nice memorial. He was a good egg. -NT - (Another Scott) - (23) - Oct. 28, 2004, 08:30:21 AM EDT
                                     And now he's just eggtoplasm. -NT - (imric) - (22) - Oct. 28, 2004, 08:45:06 AM EDT
                                         He was just being shellfish -NT - (Yendor) - (21) - Oct. 28, 2004, 08:51:42 AM EDT
                                             These puns are a little raw. :-) -NT - (static) - (20) - Oct. 28, 2004, 09:37:59 AM EDT
                                                 Omletting that one go. -NT - (deSitter) - (19) - Oct. 28, 2004, 09:45:51 AM EDT
                                                     Was it a bit fowl? -NT - (static) - (18) - Oct. 28, 2004, 09:47:51 AM EDT
                                                         Now you're just being cockettish. -NT - (pwhysall) - (17) - Oct. 28, 2004, 12:15:01 PM EDT
                                                             Odd, I'm herring eggzactly the same thing. -NT - (bepatient) - (16) - Oct. 28, 2004, 01:09:42 PM EDT
                                                                 Just keep carping on, ya big chicken. I dare ya. -NT - (pwhysall) - (15) - Oct. 28, 2004, 01:38:45 PM EDT
                                                                     Sounds like a Humpty threat to me -NT - (drewk) - (14) - Oct. 28, 2004, 01:53:41 PM EDT
                                                                         You might think you're a big fish around here... -NT - (pwhysall) - (13) - Oct. 28, 2004, 02:00:26 PM EDT
                                                                             You're just trying to start a roe -NT - (drewk) - (12) - Oct. 28, 2004, 02:08:42 PM EDT
                                                                                 You cod say that. -NT - (pwhysall) - (11) - Oct. 28, 2004, 02:20:24 PM EDT
                                                                                     Watch it, I'll catch you with a left hook, you shrimp! -NT - (bepatient) - (10) - Oct. 28, 2004, 02:27:43 PM EDT
                                                                                         Letting your tempura get the batter of you again, eh? -NT - (inthane-chan) - (9) - Oct. 28, 2004, 02:28:40 PM EDT
                                                                                             general tso what? -NT - (bepatient) - (8) - Oct. 28, 2004, 02:31:37 PM EDT
                                                                                                 I gotta call my wife, sushi can read this -NT - (drewk) - (7) - Oct. 28, 2004, 02:34:31 PM EDT
                                                                                                     She'll say, "Make 7-Up Yours!" - (Another Scott) - (3) - Oct. 28, 2004, 02:43:34 PM EDT
                                                                                                         It'll never die, though it might be sharkived -NT - (drewk) - (2) - Oct. 28, 2004, 02:46:23 PM EDT
                                                                                                             Okay, I admit it, I was floundering for a comeback -NT - (drewk) - (1) - Oct. 28, 2004, 02:46:55 PM EDT
                                                                                                                 What a caviar attitude, how can you shell it out that way? -NT - (folkert) - Oct. 28, 2004, 04:24:51 PM EDT
                                                                                                     can she carry a tuna? We need some music! -NT - (bepatient) - (2) - Oct. 28, 2004, 02:44:31 PM EDT
                                                                                                         Phish! Tommy Roe! -NT - (deSitter) - (1) - Oct. 28, 2004, 02:48:36 PM EDT
                                                                                                             Rousing rendition of Salmon Chanted Evening! -NT - (bepatient) - Oct. 28, 2004, 03:22:07 PM EDT

Just slightly more difficult than choosing your parents.
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