Can't you have a nice heated discussion without blowing your stack?
What you suggested was to lose all hotplug facility completely. Why would I want that?
You seem to think only YOU are capable of getting to the bottom of things. I had a USB keyboard that would never properly initialize. Instead of kludging up my system I got to the bottom of things - the USB system needed a few more seconds to respond. So a "sleep 5" at the right place fixed it the REAL way - so that it actually worked within the constraints of the existing system, without breaking it.
So I can still do all auto updates from SuSE without having a zillion useless modules on my machine, everything works, and ONLY my hardware world is represented.
(Plus I have nice big 12x22 Sun console font on boot :)