Ha, Laugh If You Want To

Post #16,308 by deSitter 11/3/01 1:10:30 AM Reply	Ha, Laugh If You Want To You'll discover soon enough what it is to be without gainful employment of any kind, other than stock-boy at Wal-Mart, a butt-boy for the Republican worldview. But you IWETHEYers are a confounded pollyanna lot in any case. Prepare for the worst. I've been there, live there still, and it's not fun. You are going to suffer, friend. And all like you in this august Aston-body. He's immune: men are from Mars, Ashton is from Moscow on the Drainage Canal. -ross
Post #16,311 by boxley 11/3/01 1:17:04 AM Reply	Hey doc just had a big meet today. the good news our div might get bonus, it will be about 3k, the bad news is the whole pile projections are down 20 so 20 may be cut. so 1. Cut and bonus Im OK 2. Bonus and Job Im Ok 3. Job with no bonus or raise I am fscked 4. Go to Pidgeon Forge for xmas, a day at dollywood will clear the blues. work at 711 or as a bartender for a few months. even, bill check saphire daily tamara called me yesturday on a gig. thanx, bill tshirt front "born to die before I get old" thshirt back "fscked another one didnja?"
Post #16,312 by boxley 11/3/01 1:17:41 AM Reply	Uh err YOU are a founding member etc :) tshirt front "born to die before I get old" thshirt back "fscked another one didnja?"
Post #16,314 by deSitter 11/3/01 1:29:31 AM Reply	Yep Scales fall from eyes, cataracts clear and vision is now clean. I can see clearly now. BP helped the asshole Repos with the MS dick-sucking-by-govt. Many a Pollyanna had his SETI sun-day. Grygus is all right with the world and cooking. Ashton is oblivious as always, since his "protests" of the 60s. Anderson lives by his superiority, Chan by his fake-ass humanity. Kime is a Marine with no fight, Mehaffy has his common man fanfare. Jester on the sideline in a cast, Petreley waiting for the Apocalypse. Bowmer chagrined that anyone could disagree with him, Self tilting like Don Quixote at softwarewindmills, wasting his intelligence on nothingness. Only Tilly got out, somehow, with his whole skin. We are losers. All of us. Witness the lack of ads. I lead the pack in loserness, but none of you is far behind.
Post #16,318 by pwhysall 11/3/01 4:12:47 AM Reply	Go away. You're not wanted here. Peter Shill For Hire [link\|http://www.kuro5hin.org\|There is no K5 Cabal]
Post #16,519 by CRConrad 11/4/01 9:01:53 PM 11/4/01 9:02:46 PM Reply	Bowmer's "chagrin" is as nothing to mine... ...upon noticing I'm not even in that litany of "loosers"! Oh, wait, I forgot -- is that what "falling off his list" meant?!? Funny, ya'd think it was something more, like, negative... Ash and Carg are still right, of course: POAD, asshole. Christian R. Conrad The Man Who Knows Fucking Everything Edited by CRConrad Nov. 4, 2001, 09:02:46 PM EST Expand All History
Post #16,643 by Yendor 11/5/01 3:14:21 PM Reply	Like a... ...bad cold, you just keep hanging around, don't you? Go sell your shit somewhere else. According to you, we're all full here anyway. -YendorMike "The problems of the world cannot possibly be solved by the skeptics or the cynics whose horizons are limited by the obvious realities. We need people who dream of things that never were." - John F. Kennedy
Post #16,740 by drewk 11/5/01 8:22:32 PM Reply	Hey, I got mentioned Hmm, I feel honored, I guess. We have to fight the terrorists as if there were no rules and preserve our open society as if there were no terrorists. -- [link\|http://www.nytimes.com/2001/04/05/opinion/BIO-FRIEDMAN.html\|Thomas Friedman]
Post #16,765 by bepatient 11/5/01 9:44:01 PM Reply	I'd like to thank the Academy... ...for this award! He loves me...he really really loves me. Yep...single handedly held Klein by the hair when he was blowing Balmer. You were born...and so you're free...so Happy Birthday! _{Laurie Anderson} [link\|mailto:bepatient@aol.com\|BePatient]
Post #16,340 by cwbrenn 11/3/01 10:26:46 AM Reply	ummm... ok. Well, the worst is what I'm preparing for, but that's not what you wanted to hear, so: Gee, I dunno! Everything is going to be fine! Now I'm gonna go stick my head in the sand and drop my pants around my ankles! There. Now you can feel morally superior or whatever. "We are all born originals -- why is it so many of us die copies?" - Edward Young
Post #16,349 by Ashton 11/3/01 12:40:38 PM Reply	Most dying animals have the innate sense to pay attention to the most important time of life, silently and solitarily. Of course too, most animals don't have egos - so they needn't wallow in public bathos and miss the whole experience. Wolf! Wolf! Get on with your psychic death. Quietly, after all these dry runs.

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