My favorite story was about one of the first times Tip O'Neil visited the venerable old idiot in the White House. Got this off a blog, but it is as I rememeber Tip telling it:

\ufffdHe's sitting over there (by his desk in the Oval Office) and says, 'Hey Grover Cleveland. I played him in the movies.' I said no, you played Grover Cleveland Alexander, the baseball player.\ufffd

John Lennon had the appropriate words for Ronnie in the White House:

"Nothing is real."