And all the other feminine items required for raising daughters. As stated, my wife is handicapped, so guess who gets to do the shopping. Heaven help me if I bring home the wrong size/brand. Not many men shopping in those aisles. ;->
And about the thongs, before the daughters got part-time jobs, and their own clothing money, it was "Dad (or Joe from step-daughters), can I get these?" as they held up a wispy piece of material that sufficed as "underwear".
FWIW, my wife wears them also, and, therefore, I am a fan of them, just NOT on my daughters. :-)