Well you cannot own guns in Chicago and NYC and yer chances of getting killed by one is pretty high there so gun laws dont work.
if then except while meanwhile recurse [Da Capo],
..to the tune of Mairzy Doats in F#, sung by The Chipmunks
Thank you, Your Honor..
Lunch? Stars..? or The French Laundry (Wine Country; we can go in the Maybach)