"Bill Gates said so!"

So when that happens, and droves of people install Windows 2035 so they can put their I18N messages in database tables, I'll buy you a beer.

Until then, answer the question: how did you do the promotion?

But the real problem is that we are dealing with 2 different kinds of databases
Who's the "we"? Are you talking about the current topic of discussion, or your problems keeping things in sync?