arse! :)
Permit me, then, to expand my hypothesis beyond that which is normally allowed in the limited space of a subject line...
One would think that a mother who is still breast-feeding a baby would be exempt from jury duty. This would be due to the need for the baby to be regularly fed, and the difficulty in sorting out the logistics of expressing, storing, transporting, etc. OK, hope that's clear enough now ;)
As for your other comment, you (probably) won't catch me hanging around no skanky man-boob man, man! :)