Ya know...
...the more I think about this option (posted here and in the Global/Regional Conflict forum), I sorta like it.
It will not play in Peoria...at least, not at first.
Of course, the assclowns currently playing at running things couldn't possibly put together a working plan to execute this properly. Nonetheless, it has potential, and is probably the only option that has a snowball's chance (short of the "turning the desert into glass" that is getting so much play these days).
jb4
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