so technically, you're a party crasher.

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Or have you tired of it already, having been one so thoroughly and for so long?

And you're basing this on what? The hallucinogeic mushrooms you been smoking? I've been one of the more polite posters in this community since its inception, or are you too fucking lazy to do a simple 'search for author in a given forum' for proof? Or are you too busy giving blowjobs to the local reindeer population?

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the fact that it was obviously INTENDED by YOU to be offensive

So now you're a mind reader in addition to your other attributes? Considering that IMO you seem to enjoy being any asshole, you seem to go out of your way to act like an asshole, how could it be offfensive to call 'em as I see it? Or as we Yanks say "calling a spade a spade" In your case, it's calling a fecal matter controlling spinchter like yourself an asshole.

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hypocritical little cheapskate twerps like YOU

How am I hypocritical? Because I KEPT a promise to my son and swallowed my principles for a short time? Like I said, pathetic buttfuckers of polar bears like yourself have no honor and will say one thing and do another to justify their actions, yet cry like a baby with diaper rash at other people.

How do you know I'm a cheapskate? Because my kid accepted free candy that was advertised to be given away? Like when you were a kid you never accepted anything free from a store? I would have preferred that the egg hunt was sponsored by someone else, but a promise made was a promise kept - a concept that seems too impossible to grasp by such a dickwad as yourself.

Why do you assume I'm little? My wife says that I'm plenty big.

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YOUR unmitigated gall in assuming that YOU are in any way entitled to try it on.

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I am entitled to call you an asshole because in this country we have something called the First Amendment, which gives me the right to free speech (and accept the consequences of such afterwards). It's not my fault you live in a shitty little iceberg country that had to have the US save its fucking ass in WWII from the big bad Nazis. Or were you people so busy snorting dead anchovies that you didn't notice that your country doesn't have the same rights codified into laws like we Americans have. At least Sweden exports quality cars and beautiful women; what does Finland export - frozen bullshit?

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Slimy little rodents like you just don't get to talk to their betters that way

You're not my 'better', you're just older than me, as anybody can see in your picture with that 1950s hair style you got. It's just a small hill away from being a pompadour and damn near close to becoming a mullet.

I take it back -- because it's an insult to back-stabbers everywhere

And I take back calling you an asshole. Most assholes are head and shoulders above you in class; at least they admit that they're assholes, they have no problem being called an asshole, and they don't spew diarrhea from the mouth whining about how they don't want to be called an asshole. Maybe I can switch to calling you a bloody hemmorhoid instead...

I'm not a back-stabber - I'd just directly kick you in your nuts; that is, if you want to called those gray hair covered, shriveled up, microscopic raisin-like, fecel matter coated, pimply scrotum contained things 'testicles'.

And I've never bitten anyone's ankle either.

I will say this about you though - you didn't take 500 words to call me a 'liar' the way Ben_Tilly did earlier in this thread.