How about every fucking Day?
A reminder about Our Investment, its ROI - and whether or not 'we' are happy with that particular bizness proposition, how it was hawked (or Chicken-hawked), how the daily spin is altered.
What particular daily soundbite can be more basic than that? The weather? Some gameshow winners? Oil prices?
This needs apologies to the 'sensitive' amongst us??
Reserve the reality numbers for "A Special Day\ufffd" ??
Pshaw. Pure fucking euphemism-R-US.